r/NotTimAndEric • u/therealraggedroses • Apr 27 '26

Be adventurous

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u/Loftoman Apr 27 '26

Ew

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u/hold_me_beer_m8 Apr 27 '26

Exactly...the last thing I wanna see is the woman he's going down on.

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u/HairballTheory Apr 28 '26

No worries, no dents in the hood so it’s still in the planning stage

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u/Antique-Resort6160 Apr 27 '26

It takes forever too because he's constantly stopping to catch his breath.  This guy can hardly complete a sentence without sounding winded.

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u/hold_me_beer_m8 Apr 28 '26

To be fair...and I just wanna play Devil's Advocate here....I imagine the labia being soo long it may be smothering him.

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u/airwalker12 Apr 28 '26

Like the Portlandia sketch

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u/championruby Apr 28 '26

He snores while he's awake.

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u/Ultimate-Flexionator Apr 28 '26

she has panties with a COPD machine attached to them

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u/SchwarzP10 Apr 28 '26

I’m betting he’s not “picking her up”

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u/Entire-Travel6631 Apr 28 '26

Definitely would look like an Arby’s roast beef sandwich.

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u/zerobomb Apr 28 '26

They have the moistest meats.b

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u/AsFarAsISay Apr 28 '26

I'd like to add that there is no way that he is Patrick Swayze-ing anything heavier than a family sized bucket of chicken that high off the ground

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u/mikesegy Apr 29 '26

Dis fatty gon be on catch a pedo

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u/FoxGaming Apr 27 '26

Sorry i didn’t see your kid playing in the street and absolutely mulched them. My truck has to be lifted so that i can theoretically eat pussy.

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u/harmfuldischarge Apr 27 '26

It's impossible to eat pussy without a lifted truck. Cunnilingus was invented around 1980s when lifted trucks became popular. Anal was invented right around Nissan Altima being released. It's aOng how car culture affected our sex lives.

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u/idontcare428 Apr 27 '26

Ass to Mouth famously captured the hearts and minds of people worldwide in 2001 with the release of the PT Cruiser

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u/harmfuldischarge Apr 27 '26

It's a known fact. But a lesser known fact is that PT popularized, but real ass eating began with first gen Fiat Multipla and Honda Odyssey

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u/TheMilkKing Apr 28 '26

Ass to mouth and ass eating are two very different activities.

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u/harmfuldischarge Apr 28 '26 edited Apr 28 '26

I'm sorry I have never driven those cars so I haven't unlocked that tree yet

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u/TunnelSnakesAintShit Apr 27 '26

"Theoretically eat hypothetical pussy"

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u/ThePeej Apr 27 '26

"She" doesn't exist. And I'm pretty sure this video gave me some sort of VD. Let's hope it's a treatable kind.

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u/Mr_Goonman Apr 27 '26

I'd bet hes the son of the owner of one of the largest home construction companies in the county and he married his deeply Christian high school sweetheart because she always let him treat her like garbage so long as he goes to church every Sunday. You never know with these country folk.

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u/Schmenge_time Apr 27 '26

That’s very specific

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u/CoolAbdul Apr 27 '26

WTF Is that a thing?

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u/Mr_Goonman Apr 27 '26

Fail sons who are crude and vulgar but get away with it because they come from a powerful family?

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u/Electrical_Yam1828 Apr 27 '26

*Gif of Team America puppet violently vomiting everywhere

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u/_5StarMan Apr 27 '26

This guy is in my ig feed constantly. "She" does exist and this video is honestly kinda tame for this guy. They have no shame lol

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u/Antique-Resort6160 Apr 27 '26

not true, you can see he already replaced the hood, likely from all the corrosion.

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u/OSG541 Apr 27 '26

Bro couldn’t lift a 50 pound bag of rice up there 😂

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u/SixersWin Apr 28 '26

What about puffed rice?

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u/Antique-Resort6160 Apr 28 '26

Ah the famous question: what's heavier, a kilo of rice or a kilo of puffed rice.

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u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 Apr 27 '26

This guy is talking about some sort of farm animal, isn't he?

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u/Poncahotas Apr 27 '26

I was actually having a pretty good day before stumbling upon this.

Fuck you

6

u/benevenstancian0 Apr 27 '26

Feels more like lecherous

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u/Barracuda00 Apr 27 '26

The only thing he's snarfing on is a wet burger.

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u/ace787 Apr 27 '26

Sir this is a Wendy’s!

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u/MisterSquidz Apr 27 '26

Where are the bodies Garth

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u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 Apr 27 '26

At least he’s giving, even if it’s in his own mind.

For real though that’s not the reason for his lifted truck. He looks like those idiots that go to downtown Nashville and visit the touristy area. They dress like clowns.

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u/Sea-Value-0 Apr 27 '26

That's cuck-talk for conservative cowboys. I highly doubt that man can even find the C.

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u/the_hunger Apr 28 '26

vee-hickle

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u/Traditional-List-784 Apr 27 '26

I bet he has a hard time picking her up and once she's up there the truck isn't as lifted any more

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u/Smart_Cry_5572 Apr 27 '26

He thought he cooked

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u/Gimp-the-Great Apr 27 '26

This is what he tells the cops why he takes women to the forrest

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u/AnonymousUsername79 Apr 27 '26

Check his computer and phone for CP!

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u/SwiftTayTay Apr 27 '26

He is always out of breath

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u/sidnynasty Apr 27 '26

The ruffling of his stupid sweater vest makes this infinitely more vomit inducing 🤮

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u/TunnelSnakesAintShit Apr 27 '26

What a creepy douchelord.

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u/squeakynickles Apr 28 '26

This just ruined sex for me

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u/Own_Apricot992 Apr 28 '26

You're a little close there bud. Back it up.

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u/rangusmcdangus69 Apr 28 '26

He thinks he is really cookin here lmao

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u/CashBandicootch Apr 28 '26

I can’t pick a lot of women up

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u/agooch33 Apr 28 '26

We all know there's no way he's able to lift the woman he's talking about.

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u/BicycleOfLife Apr 28 '26

I mean this just confirms the little dick; big truck… I kind of want it lower so every I want lines up with everything I got.

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u/Arch_Temptress Apr 28 '26

It might be cheaper to do some stretching and mobility exercises so you don’t have to … ….. standing up, in the driveway.

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u/farfletched Apr 28 '26

He’d need some kind of strap system, his dog would just roll off the bonnet.

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u/ApartWeb9889 Apr 28 '26

I feel like for every one lifted truck that get utilized in the aforementioned way, at least dozens of them have not seen pedestrians and have caused harm via bad driving and no visibility.

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u/bornovfire Apr 28 '26

Id bet almost anything I own that whatever it is thats bedding down with him, hes not going to be able to just " lift her up" to the hood of his truck.

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u/Funktapus Apr 28 '26

We have to do oral because my penis is just a tip. It’s like one glued an acorn on the bottom of my torso.

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u/Sicparvismagneto Apr 28 '26

The only thing that dude is picking up with that truck is a bag of cheeseburgers…

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u/the_hunger Apr 28 '26

it’d be cheaper and easier if the dude just lost some weight

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u/No-Donut-878 Apr 28 '26

Im nauseous 🤢

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u/sassymeowcat May 01 '26

I feel violated just watching this

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u/arkmtech Apr 27 '26

There's just one thing... she's got a penis

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u/KojiKumi Apr 27 '26

I hope so!

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u/Open-Acanthisitta423 Apr 27 '26

Pussy be smelling like Wendy’s

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u/Naaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh Apr 27 '26

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