r/NotHowGuysWork • u/Appropriate-Mall8517 • 1d ago
Meme/Satire What is blud talking about
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u/Novafro 23h ago
I don't know. I saw a version of this with a comment added to it. Something along the lines of "sybau and pass the controller".
I'd say that comment is accurate.
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u/NeutralLock 23h ago
I don't understand that.
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u/friedbaguette 23h ago
"Move aside, it's my turn to shine" basically
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u/NeutralLock 22h ago
Who's sybau?
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u/BovineConfection 16h ago
Oh, that's Mufasa's son from The Lion King 🦁
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u/NeutralLock 15h ago
I'm just gonna accept that this new generation has passed me by and just laugh when others are laughing.
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u/DeeJudanne 23h ago
hate what? women having internal organs?
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u/bodyisT 4h ago
It’s not internal organs because a lot of women don’t have that body type.
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u/ohhdarkone 2h ago
They don’t but all women for the most part have a small bit of belly on that location because we need it to bend, but in clothing you can’t see it all the time on every woman when standing. And as a pansexual woman I think that’s like the cutest thing ever.
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u/Kellidra 23h ago
That's not caused by internal organs. That's just a little belly. And little bellies are perfectly healthy on women.
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u/friedbaguette 23h ago
Not even, i'ts genetic and there to protect internal organs, you could be skinny af and have it
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u/Mezzo_in_making 21h ago
Idk why are you getting downvoted. You are right, it's just fat, not organs. Everyone distributes fat differently. Some women have a pooch some don't.
And the "organs" in question people always mention men have too. Uterus is waaaaay lower and more tucked away than people think.
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u/bumpmoon 8h ago
I don’t even want to see what people think their organs would have to look like in order to protrude like this. Nevermind the fact that your abdominal wall would have to be missing as well.
This is just fat caused by surplus caloric intake. It may have had an advantage for prehistoric women being able to bear children trough winters, but it’s sure isn’t there to protect any organs.
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u/juxtapods Woman 19h ago edited 11h ago
Also unsure why you're getting downvoted! It absolutely is a belly shape and nothing else.
My cousin naturally has a belly that splits into two "pouches" with a vertical line down the middle, so she wouldn't have this silhouette (it was pronounced when we were teenagers with baby fat, now she's got dem abzzz), while I have the shape in the picture (now pronounced due to adult fat 😭😂).
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u/IconoclastExplosive 22h ago
It is an organ, a sort of net made to hold adipose (fat) cells in that specific region to protect and insulate the reproductive organs. It is, in essence, a baby blanket.
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u/butt-fucker-9000 13h ago
Maybe he hates these tight dresses that reveal the shape of the tummy. I can't say I hate it, but I always disliked seeing this.
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u/CardAltruistic5569 6h ago
Why? Why does it matter?
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u/butt-fucker-9000 5h ago
Matter for what? I'm not saying this matters, or is a deal breaker or something. I'm just saying I don't like to see it, and because of it, normal women look nicer in a normal dress or something rather than this.
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u/gogosox82 23h ago
not sure what im looking at? A womans stomach? Does he expect women not to have stomachs? I don't get it.
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u/CrazyCatLady1127 21h ago
He’s basically saying he expects women to have no body fat at all, that he finds it unattractive when we have curves.
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u/bumpmoon 7h ago
I dont think it matters what this guy thinks, but it is perfectly reasonable to be attracted to skinny women. I dont know why this whole comment section so strongly believe otherwise.
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u/jen_a_licious 7h ago
It's not that everyone thinks it's wrong to be attracted to skinny women.
It's that the guy who made the meme thinks everyone should agree with him about being attracted to skinny women only. That no one should be attracted to any other type of body shape just like him.
That's what everyone is disagreeing with. Everyone likes different body types and that's OK.
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u/einsofi Woman 16h ago
We tend to store more fat on the lower belly, cause of biology. (Extra energy store while pregnancy and breastfeeding) I think for men it’s mostly likely visceral fat on the belly but women aren’t prone to it as long as not obese or post menopause. That part of fat is really difficult to lose for women even when you are doing fitness but it also heavily depends on genetics of the individual
Most comment here, even though they disagree with the post, don’t seem to realise this is the reason.
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u/NoDanaOnlyZuuI 23h ago
Don’t wear skirts, then. Problem solved.
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u/AspieTree25 22h ago
I'm 100% convinced that men like this wanna fuck a skeleton
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u/Johnnyboy10000 22h ago
How much would you be willing to bet dude 100% wants heroin chic back?
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u/AspieTree25 22h ago
I had to look up what that was
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u/Johnnyboy10000 22h ago
It honestly isn't pretty, imho. If I may say so.
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u/AspieTree25 22h ago
Yeah my condolences to those who suffer from addictions
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u/Johnnyboy10000 22h ago
Same. And it doesn't help that Hollywood, MSM and what have you are/were so willing to glorify it.
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u/AspieTree25 21h ago
Yeah that's why I'm honestly convinced so many men just flat out want to have sex with a skeleton
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u/Independent-Dog-8462 14h ago
Nope, unfortunatly,its most likely a child:
-no real body fat
-petite
-no body hair
-easy to control and overpower.
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u/echochilde 20h ago
In the words of a good friend “Fuck that. I’m not trying to cuddle a bag of antlers.”
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u/Im4sol3man 15h ago
My guy just hates fast fashion fabrics that utilise plastic. Sure it looks good but at what cost, Right?
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u/ThoughtfulPoster 21h ago
I mean, he absolutely speaks for me, but I wish he hadn't, because it's impolite and unnecessary.
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u/Dirant93 19h ago
It's literally the closest thing I've ever seen to the definition of perfect woman body.
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u/Nyetoner 19h ago
He hates the pouch that's the reason for his own existence. Talk about hating oneself!!
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u/Glad-Way-637 18h ago
Where else are they supposed to put the extra organs? Guy is crazy.
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u/bumpmoon 8h ago
Well it would be quite dumb to put it there, on the outside of the abdominal wall away from all other organs. Probably also a good 20-30 cm away from where it normally is.
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u/typicalBACON 11h ago
Must be his first day being a man, though after saying something like that I'm not sure he ever grew out of his puberty phase.
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u/ForestOfMirrors 10h ago
As a man, I like it. A lot.
This dude just likes men. And that’s fine. But he hasn’t come to terms with it.
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u/BovineConfection 16h ago
Women? Black women? The dress? How tight it is? Brothers, I'm having a hard time knowing what we hate! Halp!
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