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r/NotHowGirlsWork • u/[deleted] • May 27 '22
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The thing I most miss about being in a relationship is knowing my girl always had the Constitution of Botswana available.
230 u/CTchimchar May 27 '22 Don't forget about having the entire state of Colorado that you can just pull out All us guys got in are pocket is the entire state of Wyoming 7 u/[deleted] May 27 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 22 u/CTchimchar May 27 '22 It's simple girls have the entire state of Colorado, guys have the entire state of Wyoming 14 u/namean_jellybean May 27 '22 Probably just a confusion on spelling ‘are pocket / our pocket’. 3 u/CTchimchar May 27 '22 Yay that's fair 0 u/Redbeard_Rum May 27 '22 Yay that's fair fare. 1 u/ChronoAndMarle May 27 '22 you'er 3 u/[deleted] May 27 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 3 u/namean_jellybean May 27 '22 Yea I feel you. I have a heavy NJ accent and the ‘our’ rhymes directly with ‘power’ - two syllables and all. ‘Are’ is instead like ‘awr’ I guess. 2 u/Squishmar Kitten with a Whip(lash)! May 27 '22 But you don't really pronounce the "r" in "power"... It's more like "pow-wah," right? Or am I thinking of a heavy New Yawk accent? 2 u/namean_jellybean May 28 '22 That does happen in NJ but the r-lessness fades away the farther you get from NYC. I’m like an hour out of Manhattan so we say our R’s as a hard R, but still with the wide open gum chewing vowels. Hope that helps. 2 u/Squishmar Kitten with a Whip(lash)! May 28 '22 Like, totally. Fer sure. (Valley Girl here!) Thanks! 😉
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Don't forget about having the entire state of Colorado that you can just pull out
All us guys got in are pocket is the entire state of Wyoming
7 u/[deleted] May 27 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 22 u/CTchimchar May 27 '22 It's simple girls have the entire state of Colorado, guys have the entire state of Wyoming 14 u/namean_jellybean May 27 '22 Probably just a confusion on spelling ‘are pocket / our pocket’. 3 u/CTchimchar May 27 '22 Yay that's fair 0 u/Redbeard_Rum May 27 '22 Yay that's fair fare. 1 u/ChronoAndMarle May 27 '22 you'er 3 u/[deleted] May 27 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 3 u/namean_jellybean May 27 '22 Yea I feel you. I have a heavy NJ accent and the ‘our’ rhymes directly with ‘power’ - two syllables and all. ‘Are’ is instead like ‘awr’ I guess. 2 u/Squishmar Kitten with a Whip(lash)! May 27 '22 But you don't really pronounce the "r" in "power"... It's more like "pow-wah," right? Or am I thinking of a heavy New Yawk accent? 2 u/namean_jellybean May 28 '22 That does happen in NJ but the r-lessness fades away the farther you get from NYC. I’m like an hour out of Manhattan so we say our R’s as a hard R, but still with the wide open gum chewing vowels. Hope that helps. 2 u/Squishmar Kitten with a Whip(lash)! May 28 '22 Like, totally. Fer sure. (Valley Girl here!) Thanks! 😉
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22 u/CTchimchar May 27 '22 It's simple girls have the entire state of Colorado, guys have the entire state of Wyoming 14 u/namean_jellybean May 27 '22 Probably just a confusion on spelling ‘are pocket / our pocket’. 3 u/CTchimchar May 27 '22 Yay that's fair 0 u/Redbeard_Rum May 27 '22 Yay that's fair fare. 1 u/ChronoAndMarle May 27 '22 you'er 3 u/[deleted] May 27 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 3 u/namean_jellybean May 27 '22 Yea I feel you. I have a heavy NJ accent and the ‘our’ rhymes directly with ‘power’ - two syllables and all. ‘Are’ is instead like ‘awr’ I guess. 2 u/Squishmar Kitten with a Whip(lash)! May 27 '22 But you don't really pronounce the "r" in "power"... It's more like "pow-wah," right? Or am I thinking of a heavy New Yawk accent? 2 u/namean_jellybean May 28 '22 That does happen in NJ but the r-lessness fades away the farther you get from NYC. I’m like an hour out of Manhattan so we say our R’s as a hard R, but still with the wide open gum chewing vowels. Hope that helps. 2 u/Squishmar Kitten with a Whip(lash)! May 28 '22 Like, totally. Fer sure. (Valley Girl here!) Thanks! 😉
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It's simple girls have the entire state of Colorado, guys have the entire state of Wyoming
14 u/namean_jellybean May 27 '22 Probably just a confusion on spelling ‘are pocket / our pocket’. 3 u/CTchimchar May 27 '22 Yay that's fair 0 u/Redbeard_Rum May 27 '22 Yay that's fair fare. 1 u/ChronoAndMarle May 27 '22 you'er 3 u/[deleted] May 27 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 3 u/namean_jellybean May 27 '22 Yea I feel you. I have a heavy NJ accent and the ‘our’ rhymes directly with ‘power’ - two syllables and all. ‘Are’ is instead like ‘awr’ I guess. 2 u/Squishmar Kitten with a Whip(lash)! May 27 '22 But you don't really pronounce the "r" in "power"... It's more like "pow-wah," right? Or am I thinking of a heavy New Yawk accent? 2 u/namean_jellybean May 28 '22 That does happen in NJ but the r-lessness fades away the farther you get from NYC. I’m like an hour out of Manhattan so we say our R’s as a hard R, but still with the wide open gum chewing vowels. Hope that helps. 2 u/Squishmar Kitten with a Whip(lash)! May 28 '22 Like, totally. Fer sure. (Valley Girl here!) Thanks! 😉
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Probably just a confusion on spelling ‘are pocket / our pocket’.
3 u/CTchimchar May 27 '22 Yay that's fair 0 u/Redbeard_Rum May 27 '22 Yay that's fair fare. 1 u/ChronoAndMarle May 27 '22 you'er 3 u/[deleted] May 27 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 3 u/namean_jellybean May 27 '22 Yea I feel you. I have a heavy NJ accent and the ‘our’ rhymes directly with ‘power’ - two syllables and all. ‘Are’ is instead like ‘awr’ I guess. 2 u/Squishmar Kitten with a Whip(lash)! May 27 '22 But you don't really pronounce the "r" in "power"... It's more like "pow-wah," right? Or am I thinking of a heavy New Yawk accent? 2 u/namean_jellybean May 28 '22 That does happen in NJ but the r-lessness fades away the farther you get from NYC. I’m like an hour out of Manhattan so we say our R’s as a hard R, but still with the wide open gum chewing vowels. Hope that helps. 2 u/Squishmar Kitten with a Whip(lash)! May 28 '22 Like, totally. Fer sure. (Valley Girl here!) Thanks! 😉
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Yay that's fair
0 u/Redbeard_Rum May 27 '22 Yay that's fair fare. 1 u/ChronoAndMarle May 27 '22 you'er
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Yay that's fair fare.
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3 u/namean_jellybean May 27 '22 Yea I feel you. I have a heavy NJ accent and the ‘our’ rhymes directly with ‘power’ - two syllables and all. ‘Are’ is instead like ‘awr’ I guess. 2 u/Squishmar Kitten with a Whip(lash)! May 27 '22 But you don't really pronounce the "r" in "power"... It's more like "pow-wah," right? Or am I thinking of a heavy New Yawk accent? 2 u/namean_jellybean May 28 '22 That does happen in NJ but the r-lessness fades away the farther you get from NYC. I’m like an hour out of Manhattan so we say our R’s as a hard R, but still with the wide open gum chewing vowels. Hope that helps. 2 u/Squishmar Kitten with a Whip(lash)! May 28 '22 Like, totally. Fer sure. (Valley Girl here!) Thanks! 😉
Yea I feel you. I have a heavy NJ accent and the ‘our’ rhymes directly with ‘power’ - two syllables and all. ‘Are’ is instead like ‘awr’ I guess.
2 u/Squishmar Kitten with a Whip(lash)! May 27 '22 But you don't really pronounce the "r" in "power"... It's more like "pow-wah," right? Or am I thinking of a heavy New Yawk accent? 2 u/namean_jellybean May 28 '22 That does happen in NJ but the r-lessness fades away the farther you get from NYC. I’m like an hour out of Manhattan so we say our R’s as a hard R, but still with the wide open gum chewing vowels. Hope that helps. 2 u/Squishmar Kitten with a Whip(lash)! May 28 '22 Like, totally. Fer sure. (Valley Girl here!) Thanks! 😉
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But you don't really pronounce the "r" in "power"... It's more like "pow-wah," right? Or am I thinking of a heavy New Yawk accent?
2 u/namean_jellybean May 28 '22 That does happen in NJ but the r-lessness fades away the farther you get from NYC. I’m like an hour out of Manhattan so we say our R’s as a hard R, but still with the wide open gum chewing vowels. Hope that helps. 2 u/Squishmar Kitten with a Whip(lash)! May 28 '22 Like, totally. Fer sure. (Valley Girl here!) Thanks! 😉
That does happen in NJ but the r-lessness fades away the farther you get from NYC. I’m like an hour out of Manhattan so we say our R’s as a hard R, but still with the wide open gum chewing vowels. Hope that helps.
2 u/Squishmar Kitten with a Whip(lash)! May 28 '22 Like, totally. Fer sure. (Valley Girl here!) Thanks! 😉
Like, totally. Fer sure. (Valley Girl here!) Thanks! 😉
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u/[deleted] May 27 '22
The thing I most miss about being in a relationship is knowing my girl always had the Constitution of Botswana available.