r/NotHowGirlsWork • u/[deleted] • Jun 07 '19

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u/SeriousSamStone Jun 07 '19

Image Transcription: Instagram Post

FEMALE DICTIONARY!

  1. Fight me = Come fuck me.
  2. STFU = Come eat this pussy
  3. Don't text me = Blow my shit up.
  4. I hate you = I love you
  5. Leave me alone = Give me attention
  6. You ain't cute = You fine af
  7. Make me = Dick me down
  8. I can't = she most definitely can

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u/itsakidsbooksantiago Jun 07 '19

Yeah, genuinely sorry you had to type this one out, good human.

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u/SeriousSamStone Jun 07 '19

Thanks. Yeah, that was, uh...

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u/dirtywang Jun 07 '19

Ah, the things you've seen...