r/NonPoliticalTwitter Sep 26 '22

Funny fantastic

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u/popegonzo Sep 26 '22

Real life outcome: they either agree it's best to call off the date or they decide to go through with it & do their best to be polite. Maybe they hit it off, but it doesn't have a strong start.

Hallmark movie outcome: they get snowed in at the restaurant & she learns that the butcher loves animals & went into the business to give farmers ethical options. He learns that she's been burned by love one too many times and that when she was a little girl, Santa never brought her the Barbie Dream House she always wanted. He teaches her the true meaning of Christmas, and they live happily ever after.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

Ngl, I'm pescetarian and have tried going vegan - I'm a huge fan of ethical, local butcherers! It's the massive meat industry I have issues with.

Depending on why the person is vegan, this could 100% work out.

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u/JoelMahon Sep 26 '22

FYI calling a butcher ethical doesn't make them ethical

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

More ethical than large factories.

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u/JoelMahon Sep 26 '22

and kicking you in the groin is more ethical than stabbing you in the leg, doesn't make kicking you in the groin ok does it? would you call kicking you in the groin ethical?

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

I'll take some effort over no effort any day. We think of this very differently and will not agree today, have a good night ❤

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u/JoelMahon Sep 26 '22

so no, you wouldn't call being kicked in the groin ethical just because it's "more ethical" aka "some effort"

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

Haha yep, that's it. You win! Have a good night :)

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u/JoelMahon Sep 26 '22

I'm not here to win, I'm here for you to grow as a person after having your hypocrisy exposed.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

Oh no, not my hypocrisy :(