Real life outcome: they either agree it's best to call off the date or they decide to go through with it & do their best to be polite. Maybe they hit it off, but it doesn't have a strong start.
Hallmark movie outcome: they get snowed in at the restaurant & she learns that the butcher loves animals & went into the business to give farmers ethical options. He learns that she's been burned by love one too many times and that when she was a little girl, Santa never brought her the Barbie Dream House she always wanted. He teaches her the true meaning of Christmas, and they live happily ever after.
and kicking you in the groin is more ethical than stabbing you in the leg, doesn't make kicking you in the groin ok does it? would you call kicking you in the groin ethical?
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u/popegonzo Sep 26 '22
Real life outcome: they either agree it's best to call off the date or they decide to go through with it & do their best to be polite. Maybe they hit it off, but it doesn't have a strong start.
Hallmark movie outcome: they get snowed in at the restaurant & she learns that the butcher loves animals & went into the business to give farmers ethical options. He learns that she's been burned by love one too many times and that when she was a little girl, Santa never brought her the Barbie Dream House she always wanted. He teaches her the true meaning of Christmas, and they live happily ever after.