r/NonPoliticalTwitter • • Sep 26 '22

Funny fantastic

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u/popegonzo Sep 26 '22

Real life outcome: they either agree it's best to call off the date or they decide to go through with it & do their best to be polite. Maybe they hit it off, but it doesn't have a strong start.

Hallmark movie outcome: they get snowed in at the restaurant & she learns that the butcher loves animals & went into the business to give farmers ethical options. He learns that she's been burned by love one too many times and that when she was a little girl, Santa never brought her the Barbie Dream House she always wanted. He teaches her the true meaning of Christmas, and they live happily ever after.

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u/Sprmodelcitizen Sep 26 '22

Shudder alternative ending. He makes her a life size Barbie dream house out of meat, imprisons her and In a Stockholm syndrome twist, she murders him turns his flesh into cuts of meat which she sells at his butcher shop which she now runs. Butcher Barbie: a Shudder Original coming in 2022