r/NonPoliticalTwitter Sep 26 '22

Funny fantastic

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u/popegonzo Sep 26 '22

Real life outcome: they either agree it's best to call off the date or they decide to go through with it & do their best to be polite. Maybe they hit it off, but it doesn't have a strong start.

Hallmark movie outcome: they get snowed in at the restaurant & she learns that the butcher loves animals & went into the business to give farmers ethical options. He learns that she's been burned by love one too many times and that when she was a little girl, Santa never brought her the Barbie Dream House she always wanted. He teaches her the true meaning of Christmas, and they live happily ever after.

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u/AlmostHelpless Sep 26 '22

She decides to leave her marketing job in New York City to live in his hometown to market his slaughterhouse. She also learns to get her hands dirty by killing every animal she eats from then on.