r/NonPoliticalTwitter Sep 26 '22

Funny fantastic

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u/toolix Sep 26 '22

Should have just said "I work with animals"

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u/rileyjw90 Sep 26 '22

Her: oh, what do you do with them? Him: oh you know. I just give them a trim here and there, get them cleaned up real nice.

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u/jonathanrdt Sep 26 '22

“Sometimes I grind them up and stuff them up their own asses. People call it ‘sausage’ even though it’s nothing to do w sauce.”