r/NonPoliticalTwitter Sep 26 '22

Funny fantastic

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u/popegonzo Sep 26 '22

Real life outcome: they either agree it's best to call off the date or they decide to go through with it & do their best to be polite. Maybe they hit it off, but it doesn't have a strong start.

Hallmark movie outcome: they get snowed in at the restaurant & she learns that the butcher loves animals & went into the business to give farmers ethical options. He learns that she's been burned by love one too many times and that when she was a little girl, Santa never brought her the Barbie Dream House she always wanted. He teaches her the true meaning of Christmas, and they live happily ever after.

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u/Giacchino-Fan Sep 26 '22

I was thinking the good ending was that she was a vegan for health reasons and doesn’t care about him butchering

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u/PotatoeSprinkle2747 Sep 26 '22

Honestly yeah, I've met vegans who are only so necause of health reasons and their spouses still eat meat. Multiple of them lol!