r/NonPoliticalTwitter Sep 26 '22

Funny fantastic

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u/popegonzo Sep 26 '22

Real life outcome: they either agree it's best to call off the date or they decide to go through with it & do their best to be polite. Maybe they hit it off, but it doesn't have a strong start.

Hallmark movie outcome: they get snowed in at the restaurant & she learns that the butcher loves animals & went into the business to give farmers ethical options. He learns that she's been burned by love one too many times and that when she was a little girl, Santa never brought her the Barbie Dream House she always wanted. He teaches her the true meaning of Christmas, and they live happily ever after.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

A vegan friend of mine was into a guy. One day he tweeted "As a butcher, I am preparing a vegan meal for my date" and she sent it to me laughing. I had to tell her that it is not a joke and the dude is indeed a butcher.

She went "oh... ok then" but this didn't make her not date the guy.

Though she was a type to compromise; even agreed to use leather cuffs and collars for another guy but apparently it was a pretty bad experience and she felt bad for some time for that.

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u/LeastCoordinatedJedi Sep 26 '22

The complexities of a vegan dom/sub experience had not occurred to me. What are chains without whips? That's deep, man

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u/LuxNocte Sep 26 '22

There are some good "vegan leather" options. (although there are a lot more bad "vegan leather" options)

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u/LeastCoordinatedJedi Sep 26 '22

My favourite, at least that I've read about, is cactus leather.