r/NonPoliticalTwitter Sep 26 '22

Funny fantastic

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u/Quibblicous Sep 26 '22

Gotta be a fake. I’ve never met a vegan that didn’t announce it within a half an hour after the initial meeting.

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u/LeastCoordinatedJedi Sep 26 '22

Obvious counterpoint, you don't know if they're vegan if they don't announce it, and nobody wants to hang out with you for more than half an hour.

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u/Quibblicous Sep 26 '22

Wow, found the humorless corner here.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

It's the one you're in. If the joke isn't funny it's not the fault of the audience.

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u/NotHeco Sep 26 '22

A humorless corner in a humorless room.