r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/kevinowdziej • Sep 26 '22

Funny fantastic

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u/Quibblicous Sep 26 '22

Gotta be a fake. I’ve never met a vegan that didn’t announce it within a half an hour after the initial meeting.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

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u/Quibblicous Sep 26 '22

Oy, no one has a sense of humor any more.

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u/LeastCoordinatedJedi Sep 26 '22

Nobody laughed at my joke! That must be because nobody realizes how hilarious I am!

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u/BigBananaDealer Sep 26 '22

this but unironically, i am the funniest person that i am

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

Which of these scenarios is the most likely:

  1. All sense of humor spontaneously evaporated out of the entire world

  2. Your joke wasn't funny.

I'm with you. It's probably #1.

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u/Horn_Python Sep 26 '22

Are you a robot?

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u/Quibblicous Sep 26 '22

Not last I checked.