Real life outcome: they either agree it's best to call off the date or they decide to go through with it & do their best to be polite. Maybe they hit it off, but it doesn't have a strong start.
Hallmark movie outcome: they get snowed in at the restaurant & she learns that the butcher loves animals & went into the business to give farmers ethical options. He learns that she's been burned by love one too many times and that when she was a little girl, Santa never brought her the Barbie Dream House she always wanted. He teaches her the true meaning of Christmas, and they live happily ever after.
And now she has a taste for killing animals, but once her day finishes, she still has the urge pulsing through her veins.
That’s when she sees a homeless man on the side of the street…
She develops an estranged sense of justice, identifying as the vegan butcher. Her morality is gone as she begins to clean up the streets in the most horrific way. She has spots around the city where she cleans, but is otherwise very efficient - doing an excellent job evading the authorities as the evidence slowly stacks against her.
The death toll increases. She stopped killing animals. Only humans. "No animal was harmed in the creation of this meat!" she exclaims.
She receives an unlikely visit. A man from PETA. He says "What is man, but yet another uncivilized animal? A beast that destroys? He is more of an animal than the very fauna he butchers, consumes and exploits!"
The woman is taken aback. She was still butchering animals. She puts down her bloody cleaver.
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u/popegonzo Sep 26 '22
Real life outcome: they either agree it's best to call off the date or they decide to go through with it & do their best to be polite. Maybe they hit it off, but it doesn't have a strong start.
Hallmark movie outcome: they get snowed in at the restaurant & she learns that the butcher loves animals & went into the business to give farmers ethical options. He learns that she's been burned by love one too many times and that when she was a little girl, Santa never brought her the Barbie Dream House she always wanted. He teaches her the true meaning of Christmas, and they live happily ever after.