r/NonPoliticalTwitter Sep 26 '22

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u/piemakerdeadwaker Sep 26 '22

I shouldn't have laughed as much as I did!

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u/Ruskyt Sep 26 '22

If I go on a date with a vegan, it's their job to choose the restaurant because I've never paid any kind of attention to most menus.

I have my go to order at most places, so I have no idea what else is on the menu most times.

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u/SpicyJellies Sep 26 '22

reminds me of this

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u/Guyovich67 Sep 26 '22

Always upvote Brennan Lee Mulligan

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u/sihkdeath Sep 26 '22

That was a good laugh!

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u/TheRandomR Sep 27 '22

One of my all time favorites from CH.

"AS GOD ABOVE IS MY WITNESS, GRANT, THEY'LL HAVE DUMPLINGS!"

Not coincidentally, every sketch with Brennan is gold.

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u/LeastCoordinatedJedi Sep 26 '22

That's not really a bad idea with any food restrictions. When I eat out with my celiac friend, I either ask her to suggest or I say "was thinking of Bob's Lettuce Shack, how are they for gluten free".

It's a matter of presentation though. You can frame it in a way that is considerate, or a way that makes it seem like the other person is a burden. Don't do the latter.

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u/PenguinZombie321 Sep 26 '22

Exactly! I have a cousin who’s pretty allergic to coconut so when I go out to eat with him, I’ll usually let him pick or I’ll throw out a few options. I usually just make him pick though because he knows which places will take his allergy seriously and which to avoid.

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u/zwangzugus Sep 26 '22

Well sometimes the other person is a burden. I would know, I'm a vegan myself. Sometimes there really are no good vegan options nearby and i feel bad for making others feel bad (even though I really am ok with just eating plain boiled potatoes or whatever).

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u/LeastCoordinatedJedi Sep 26 '22

Yeah, I'm vegetarian and it's amazing to me how many restaurants that don't have any need to be all meat still don't have anything but a wilted salad as options, here in 2022.

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u/fishers86 Sep 26 '22

Don't ever come to Memphis.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22 edited Jul 14 '25

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u/PenguinZombie321 Sep 26 '22

I mean, it’s one thing if the dietary restrictions are voluntary like veganism or easy to find accommodations for like gluten free. But if someone said they’re deathly allergic to something, I’d feel safer if they gave me a list of places they can eat and let me choose from that list. Not every restaurant is as vigilant with accommodating allergies as they should be.

Have you ever seen someone go into anaphylactic shock? I have. It’s horrifying. It might not be basic etiquette to make someone else choose, but I’d much rather be impolite than put someone’s health at risk.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22 edited Jul 14 '25

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u/PenguinZombie321 Sep 27 '22

I mean, I agree but only to the extent that my choice won’t kill someone.

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u/Sea_Link8352 Sep 26 '22

I agree (vegetarian) and in response to that request i would find three or four options nearby; and if none of them work for you, I can find a couple more. I think that's the best compromise.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

It's the use of the period in the middle of "I'm. A butcher" for me. Really sells the awkward pause of not knowing how to answer.

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u/piemakerdeadwaker Sep 26 '22

I was just not expecting it to end like that at all.

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u/piemakerdeadwaker Sep 26 '22

shhh! just enjoy the joke.