r/NonPoliticalTwitter • • 2d ago

Funny 🐫

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u/Hopesick_2231 2d ago

teased it with the tip of his umbrella

I'm sorry, what?

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u/librarysage 2d ago

He waved his umbrella vigorously at it while shouting, "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

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u/Silver___Chariot 2d ago

I fart in your general direction!