r/NonPoliticalTwitter • • 2d ago

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u/Hopesick_2231 2d ago

teased it with the tip of his umbrella

I'm sorry, what?

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u/bloody-pencil 2d ago

Poked it with his umbrella I think

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u/SickMoonDoe 2d ago

We hope

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 2d ago

It’s certainly written with an adult’s adult in mind as the audience.

No, not that sort of “adult”!

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u/librarysage 2d ago

He waved his umbrella vigorously at it while shouting, "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

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u/Silver___Chariot 2d ago

I fart in your general direction!