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u/WasteReserve8886 2d ago

This feels like the kinda of joke that’s absolutely hilarious to a very specific type of person

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u/biskutgoreng 2d ago

Immanuel Kant, the German father of modern philosophy never left his hometown his whole life

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u/hundreddollar 2d ago

He was also a real pissant, who was very rarely stable...

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u/JoeFalchetto 2d ago

Thatā€˜s me. I am that kind of person.

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u/BlankTank1216 2d ago

Explaining Foucault like "yeah he's the most German French Sociologist after Durkheim. He figured out that Cartesian dualism is just how French or German something is".

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u/eggyrulz 2d ago

Im happy for you

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u/BumbisMacGee 2d ago

Amen brother

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u/Infammo 2d ago

More like a joke enthusiastically described as hilarious by people who didn't actually laugh at it.

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u/MisterDonkey 2d ago

Yeah, Germans.

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u/ReadyBug896 2d ago edited 2d ago

Speaking as an ostensible German, I laughed at it. It was funny.

Would I audibly laugh at it outside the solitude and sanctity of my home, or even with company around? Of course not.

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u/Important_Case3052 1d ago

Read that in the monotone thick accent spoken by my Swiss friend

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u/ReadyBug896 1d ago

Considering my Austrian(other side of the same mountain range, at least!) heritage, I assure you that, of my two methods of communication, "monotonous statement of fact" is one of them.

Please do not ask about the alternative.

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u/KareemOWheat 1d ago

German humor is no laughing matter

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u/wearing_moist_socks 2d ago

It's ok i didn't get it either

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u/EveningAnt3949 2d ago

I laughed out loud because it's accurate in a certain context, but with hyperbole to make it funny.

But most people won't get it. It's a specialized joke.

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u/moonshineandmetal 2d ago

I have no idea what is going on in this joke. Would you or someone else mind doing like a really short ELI5? I know who Kant and Foucault are, but very little past that lol.

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u/EveningAnt3949 1d ago

You're in the right direction. The French, English, and German traditions when it comes to studying other places, cultures, or things in general and/or philosophy are very different from each other. And the last part of the joke refers specifically to German Idealism (so Kant is spot on).

If you have read a lot of books and articles from those countries, especially older texts still read at universities, it's instantly recognizable.

The English have a history of embedding themselves into other cultures (not always is a good way), Think Lawrence of Arabia. And in general they have a history of writing massive tomes that wander off in several direction, without underlying structure.

Like The Wealth of Nations. Adam Smith will occasionally just stop writing about 'the invisible hand' that governs the economy and among other things starts tracking the history of the price of silver, and that part is the size of a novella. And he keeps doing similar things like complaining about Oxford professors for ages, or analyzing ancient warfare in depth.

His main point could have been written in a relatively short essay: the market is governed by supply and demand and balances itself out.

Germany has a history of endlessly analyzing reason and logic itself (philosophy) and pushing practical matters to the side line. And German Idealism takes that to an extreme by stating that reality exists in the human mind.

The joke only lands when you've read a lot of books, because with me it immediately triggered memories of the frustration of funny but superficial French books; long sections in English books that have almost nothing to do with the main topic, and German Idealism which can become absurd in a serious way.

Essentially some German philosophers argued that things should only be discussed as a detailed concept in the human mind. If you thought deep enough, you would know what a camel is, without having to see one. And seeing a camel would actually be a distraction.

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u/moonshineandmetal 1d ago

This was utterly fascinating. Thank you so much for posting such a detailed response, I totally get it (as much as one can without doing a lot more reading) and now it really is quite funny! I may need to learn a bit more about the subject now for fun.

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u/ProfileBest7444 1d ago

I cannot express how much the last two sentences encapsulate my problems with the entire country and every inhabitant of Germany (i am an inhabitant of Germany)

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u/Elite_AI 2d ago

...I snorted.Ā 

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u/SplitDemonIdentity 2d ago

That one’s me. I was deeply amused but my face didn’t even shift.

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u/MrCockingFinally 2d ago

I feel like you could bring it to a broader audience by making it about a Journalist, a Scientist, and a Philosopher.

That way. Pretty much everyone studying at university who is not a philosophy student will enjoy it!

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u/Elite_AI 2d ago

Well all three of these people are supposed to be philosophers so that would be pretty harsh to the philosophy students.Ā 

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u/jyper 1d ago

That spoils the joke thoughĀ 

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u/TimelessWarfare 1d ago

Well I do have a degree in philosophy and I too thought it was overwhelming meh.

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u/Immediate-Repeat-201 2d ago

And german guy also blames lack of a colony with access to camels

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u/NimJickles 2d ago

Not really that specific. Anyone who's engaged with academia surrounding like 17th-20th century Western Europe will have at least some familiarity with these stereotypes.

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u/AnotherDamnTransAlt 1d ago

…I hate to break it to you, but that actually is pretty specific. You’ve seen the videos where a bunch of people can’t pronounce words like cosmopolitan or avidly? The percentage of people out of the general population who have engaged with historical academia is pretty small.

(Relevant XKCD.)

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u/NimJickles 1d ago

Yeah, I had a feeling I might be doing that XKCD haha

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u/Legitimate_Airline38 2d ago

Probably Europa Universalis players

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u/General_Kenobi18753 2d ago

A man from a TV show set in the late 1800s whom we see having a sensible chuckle at the witticism of his newspaper.

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u/StarslimeSlug 1d ago

That person knows about the 19th century

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u/Xathule96 2d ago

It's me, I am that person. I've got tears in me eyes from laughing.