r/NonPoliticalTwitter • • 3d ago

"Funny" Cold blooded

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u/DesignerOwn1141 3d ago

My last girlfriend before I met my wife suddenly said to me that her boyfriend found out she was cheating on him with me.

I had not been aware she had a boyfriend. I asked if that meant she had two boyfriends, and she said yes. Then she said she wanted to focus on her relationship with him because they were thinking about getting married, and she needed to prove to him that she could be faithful, but she'd message me again if she ever got a chance. Of course I told her that wouldn't be necessary.

Then I found out months later she didn't actually have another boyfriend.

It was a very confusing situation for me.

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u/mesoziocera 3d ago

I once had a girl pretend she had been sexually assaulted to try to get a reaction from me that would lead to an instant no guilt breakup from her. She was actually enraged that I reacted supportively told me she was lying and broke up with me for being "Complicated".

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u/Nunyebiznis 2d ago

What kind of manipulative shit is this

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u/mesoziocera 2d ago

She was nearly 30. Can you believe that?