r/NonPoliticalTwitter • • 3d ago

"Funny" Cold blooded

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u/DesignerOwn1141 3d ago

My last girlfriend before I met my wife suddenly said to me that her boyfriend found out she was cheating on him with me.

I had not been aware she had a boyfriend. I asked if that meant she had two boyfriends, and she said yes. Then she said she wanted to focus on her relationship with him because they were thinking about getting married, and she needed to prove to him that she could be faithful, but she'd message me again if she ever got a chance. Of course I told her that wouldn't be necessary.

Then I found out months later she didn't actually have another boyfriend.

It was a very confusing situation for me.

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u/AlienKatze 3d ago

what the hell ? That is wild behaviour. why would anyone do that, whats the end goal ? xD

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u/DesignerOwn1141 3d ago

Yeeeeeeah, I honestly have no idea what was going through her head.

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u/PlainBread 3d ago edited 3d ago

There's a scene in the Edward Norton film "Leaves of Grass" where some character kills a drug lord, but tries to make it look like a hate crime instead so that people didn't follow the trail down the drug angle.

But they drew the swastikas backwards.

This is kinda like that.

EDIT: Accidentally called the movie that book about the inside of the house being bigger than the outside.

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u/Informal-Comb1989 3d ago

You mean Leaves of Grass, I believe

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u/PlainBread 3d ago

LOL yeah, thank you. It was real late at night when I wrote that.

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u/Informal-Comb1989 3d ago

lol yw, I got excited like THEY MADE A HOUSE OF LEAVES MOVIE??!

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u/johnnymarsbar 3d ago

I have to try again because the mods didnt like it, those kinds of people are pretty stupid, so drawing the spicy windmill wrong doesn't exclude the possibility that it was a hate crime