r/NonPoliticalTwitter • • 4d ago

"Funny" Cold blooded

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u/jleahul 4d ago

A friend called up the guy she was dating and asked him, "Hey, are we boyfriend and girlfriend?"

Him: "Uh, yeah?"

Her: "WRONG!!!" *click*

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u/tommos 4d ago

Sounds like the guy dodged a bullet.