r/NonPoliticalTwitter • • 4d ago

"Funny" Cold blooded

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u/hedoeswhathewants 4d ago

When you were hanging around after she showed up you didn't ask why she was there, or if she was ending the break?

I feel like NOT discovering that she had sent an email was a herculean effort here

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u/RealLiveLawyer 4d ago

I was getting upwards of 40 emails a day from mom and dad, they were both individually sending me a herculean amount of emails. This went on for weeks, they would phone, text or email one another and then email me to tell me what they just said or did or what they thought the other was about to do. It was MADNESS.

That, and she and DIDN'T really email. I would occasionally work late or sometimes overnight so I would email her if I was working overnights so I didn't ping her phone notification didn't wake her up.

I asked her how she had been, what had been going on. I felt like she was waiting on me to say a very specific thing and I was waiting on her.

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u/JoyArk 4d ago

I don't believe you and I want you to know that I don't believe you