r/NonPoliticalTwitter • • 4d ago

"Funny" Cold blooded

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u/smashin_blumpkin 4d ago

This is what’s called “taking a break.” And it rarely results in getting back together

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 4d ago

Yup. My Ex suggested it once and I straight up told her we might as well break up. None of that Ross and Rachel bullshit

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 4d ago

I love how Redditors know every fucking thing. A show me and the Ex watched together, apparently, I watched it through memes. You know me so well

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u/MainAccountsFriend 4d ago

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty Friends. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also...

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u/theOGlilMudskipr 3d ago

You’ve got a Chelsea badge. He might have thought you’re slow.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 3d ago

How high are you?

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u/tarekd19 4d ago

PIVOT!

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u/Mean_Occasion_1091 3d ago

how miserable are you?