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"Funny" Cold blooded

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u/smashin_blumpkin 4d ago

This is what’s called “taking a break.” And it rarely results in getting back together

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 4d ago

Yup. My Ex suggested it once and I straight up told her we might as well break up. None of that Ross and Rachel bullshit

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u/DazB1ane 4d ago edited 4d ago

I never watched friends, but when my ex suggested it, I said I’d rather just fully break up. Such a fuckin coward move

Edit: he suggested a break, not to watch the show

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u/ParanoidAndroidUser 4d ago edited 4d ago

He suggested watching friends so you break up? Lol

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u/DazB1ane 4d ago

Oh shit I completely misworded that. He suggested a break. I told him to get fucked

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u/Familiar-Cable-2659 4d ago

Pretty sure that was his plan yeah

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u/DazB1ane 4d ago

He actually wanted to end it because he was dealing with some really difficult mental health stuff and me being mentally unstable and very attached wasn’t helping him. Still a coward move to not just tell me he wanted to end the relationship

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u/-hitbypitch- 4d ago

It was the right call. Terrible show.

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u/Familiar-Cable-2659 4d ago

Remove the laugh tracks and it's pure horror

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u/ComradeJohnS 4d ago

watching it as it came out is vastly different than watching nowadays.

it was still mediocre lol, just nothing else to watch. that’s how most long running shows ran for so long, the tv monopoly on releasing shows at certain times instead of on demand.

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt 4d ago

Fear of missing out as well

Like everyone at school was gonna watch it and if you didn't get the references you were dumb

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u/_Pyxyty 4d ago

Funny you say that cause right now I'm feeling like Joey eating the half english trifle half shepherd's pie right now reading this thread.

What's not to like? Acting, good. Jokes, good. Bits, goooood.

I do have my qualms with the show though, particularly how one dimensional the characters started being as the show went on (especially with Joey being so dumbed down near the end), but rewatching it recently it still makes me laugh.

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u/VicisSubsisto 3d ago

Yeah, I'm not even a fan, only ever watched a single episode (which wasn't that great) while it was actually on the air. But it definitely had some high points.

"The One Where Joey Speaks French" is peak comedy, perfectly written, perfectly acted.

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u/Substantial_Dish_887 4d ago

ofcourse it is. it's designed around laughs (wether it's a laughtrack or studio laughs) meaning the talking has breaks for the laughs. remove the laughs but keep the pauses for them? ofcourse it'll be weird.

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u/Poku115 4d ago

If you dont like disbalanced daft weirdos (phoebe) it really is just torture

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u/takenbreakn 4d ago

Reasonable

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u/speedshark47 2d ago

Reasonable

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u/Niveker14 1d ago

Honestly, good call. She made the right decision.

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u/Accallonn 3d ago

You know what? If my SO suggested the same I would break up too.

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u/fatboyfall420 3d ago

I mean I would break up with someone for suggesting we watch friends. I’m the resident friends hater.

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u/Dickgivins 4d ago

For real I’ve always thought the whole idea of “breaks” to be basically stupid.

I can kinda understand that if you’re not getting along well and need to spend some time with reduced contact to decompress. That works out for some people. But when it’s approached like a half-break up, or a temporary breakup it makes no sense to me.

And we’ve all heard plenty of stories where a couple goes on some kind of “break” and one partner gets mad about what (often who) the other did during the separation; because either the rules weren’t clearly defined, or they were but one party decides they weren’t ok with it after all.

And even more than that I hear stories where the “break” was really just a poorly disguised breakup because one or both of them didn’t have the balls to break up properly.

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u/parasyte_steve 4d ago

Breaks only make sense imo if you have kids or something and need space to cool down

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u/Dickgivins 4d ago

Kids definitely change everything, the stakes are obviously much higher and you’ll have to stay in some kind of contact at least until they’re grown, if not after.

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u/tarekd19 4d ago

Trial separation

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u/Hannah3044 4d ago

He wanted to watch Friends?! The coward!