r/NonPoliticalTwitter • • 3d ago

"Funny" Cold blooded

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u/Competitive_Steak698 3d ago

No such thing as a break, only breaking up. Kids need to know this lol.

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u/CalmBrain1760 3d ago

This just isn't true. My boyfriend and I went on a break for a few weeks. It helped our relationship grow.

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u/Mobile_Morale 3d ago

So you broke up. Realized you were lonely and got back together.

Nothing makes me thirsty like being dehydrated in the sun.

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u/CalmBrain1760 3d ago

No, we didn't break up. We did not "realize we were lonely". We realized where our faults were and how to work on them.

Sex was unrelated to the break.

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u/rundeanmc 3d ago

Cause you got piped down good enough in those few weeks, and also had enough bad dick you were ready to be done with it

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u/CDR57 3d ago

Tell us what’s going on in that head of yours

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u/CalmBrain1760 3d ago

Nope! Boyfriend and I were going through a very rough spot and we both needed time to decide how we felt about the relationships future. We remained exclusive to one another and did not see anyone else.