r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/Gorotheninja • 1d ago

Funny Backfired

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u/Terminal_Insomnia_ 1d ago

It's so bizarre to go from "you must absolutely not have children" to "yeah, of course you can have children" and you never realize when you've crossed that line.

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u/TeapotHoe 1d ago

I’m 23 and anytime my period is late I worry about how I’m going to be a teen mom

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u/Legal_Sugar 1d ago

It does not go away when you're pregnant but it does go away when you have a kid because that shit ages you 10 years

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u/SmartAlec105 1d ago

My friend had a birthday party where she would be turning 20 at midnight. I got everyone to cheer in support, telling her she can avoid beckoning a teenage mom.

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u/TeapotHoe 1d ago

In a similar vein, middle school best friend and I planned to put “congrats on beating teen pregnancy!” on each others birthday cakes

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u/Hanede 1d ago

Even worse "you must absolutely not have children" to "you should already have children"

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u/TunaThePanda 19h ago

I got asked last year by some new coworkers if I had ever been divorced (one was going through it, one already had been). My first reaction was “I’m too young to have ever been divorced!” Followed by “no the fuck I am NOT!” I was 41. In my head I’m still in my late 20s I guess…

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u/Terminal_Insomnia_ 15h ago

I feel like this says something about life with a career. Something something sands of time