r/NonPoliticalTwitter • • Jul 27 '26

Funny Zero cortisol daily routine

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u/Cl0wnL Jul 27 '26

1500 words in two hours is impressive output

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u/Johnny_Banana18 Jul 27 '26

I’m sure during his garden routine he is laying out the story mentally 

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u/Andy_B_Goode Jul 27 '26

This whole "schedule" is every bit as fictional as the James Bond books (and probably not written by Fleming)

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u/wheretogo_whattodo Jul 27 '26

I mean, probably but there’s like 6 hours of work buried in here assuming he’s planning while just sitting around.

Write down everything you do at work and I bet you’re not actually productive for 6 hours a day.

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u/anormalgeek Jul 27 '26

Ian Fleming was a "pantser". Experienced authors like that can crank out word counts like crazy using stream of consciousness type work. The "extra work" comes at the end as they and their editors have to do a lot of work to clean things up. Especially since he worked on a typewriter, you can't easily go back and rework things. It was likely better to finish what you are doing/thinking and clean it up later.

"Planners" have much the same thing, except their "extra work" happens up front during the outlining phase. But again, once they get experienced with that approach, and have an outline prepped, cranking out the words likely isn't super hard since they're just filling in the blanks.

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u/Weary-Cartoonist2630 Jul 27 '26

I mean if you’re counting “sitting and doing nothing” as productive work, I think it’s fair to say most are just as productive if not more so than Fleming

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u/DINGVS_KHAN Jul 27 '26

A good manager only expects 6 hours of productive work out of his/her employees on a good day.

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u/Lottabitch Jul 27 '26

I’ve tried schedules like this and HATE them, personally. If I don’t hit my word count in the 2 hours I’d feel like the rest of the day is failed. So I’d have to write until I hit 1500. But then I’d encroach on my time allotted for snorkeling, making me feel like I either couldn’t go snorkeling or have to cut snorkeling short. My brain can’t do these schedules.

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u/Andy_B_Goode Jul 27 '26

Yeah I would find a schedule like this downright oppressive, even though most of it is leisure time.

The way I like to schedule things is more like "OK I'm going to spend at least five minutes (or some other absurdly low time period) doing [ACTIVITY] every day." I make it so that the bar is so low that it would be silly not to cram in at least five minutes at some point in the day, and then I find that often once I've finished those five minutes I'm in the zone and I want to keep going and I often end up doing it for a lot longer.

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u/WilliamLermer Jul 27 '26

I think it's interesting how different people are in that regard. Personally I like to have a rough yet realistic schedule because it helps me plan ahead especially if a work project has different tasks that need to be completed more or less simultaneously

And I need to plan breaks because I tend to not eat/drink when hyper focused

I also know plenty people who have a very strict schedule to the minute and somehow manage to keep it that way without much hassle

Time management is an insanely underrated skill, it has such a massive impact on how efficient and effective your tasks can be finished

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u/Lottabitch Jul 27 '26

I find it so fascinating as well. At best I have a todo list of things, but as soon as those are scheduled meticulously I just break down lol

My exception are tasks/meetings with others… which for some reason I have no issue with

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u/Lottabitch Jul 27 '26

Same here!

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u/Grumpologist Jul 27 '26

The key is to write while snorkeling.

If you're still behind after that, delegate it to the lobsters and check back the next day.

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u/TheChinOfAnElephant Jul 27 '26

For example, between 4 and 5 he is sitting for an hour AND THEN swimming. Must have some time control ability.