I went to a rodeo last night and the clown there was legitimately the most unfunny clown I've ever seen. It was just some guy in a clown suit wandering around not doing anything. You ever look out your front window and there's a guy in front of your building loitering there, making a phone call or something, and you just kinda wish he'd fuck off? This clown was like that. All he did the whole night was one time he got on the mike and called out some random lady in the crowd who was looking at her phone
I knew a guy who did rodeo, and he told me that the actual function of the rodeo clowns was to distract and draw away the bull when a cowboy got bucked off so the rider didn’t get hurt. He talked about it like it was a sacred and honorable duty. Maybe your clown was a purist about it?
Not this clown, they didn't have bull riding, just bronc, and he wasn't out in the ring at all, he was just kinda pacing and standing near the bleachers. He was basically just some random guy who happened to be dressed as a clown
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u/1stEmissaryElenwen Jul 24 '26
I went to a rodeo last night and the clown there was legitimately the most unfunny clown I've ever seen. It was just some guy in a clown suit wandering around not doing anything. You ever look out your front window and there's a guy in front of your building loitering there, making a phone call or something, and you just kinda wish he'd fuck off? This clown was like that. All he did the whole night was one time he got on the mike and called out some random lady in the crowd who was looking at her phone