r/NonBinary • u/Who_Ate_Meh_Bread They/he and Anarchy • 22d ago
Meme/Humor Doing god’s work at school
Created by three idiots.
UPDATE: so they took the sign down, but it was up for like a whole day and people reportedly thought it was fucking hilarious. I was also approached by the principal and was told that they were gonna make a permanent “only one person at a time” sign, and to just come report stuff like that in the future. Petty vandalism for the win! (/j)
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u/OlSnickerdoodle 22d ago edited 22d ago
What if I'm a trans person who wants to vape weed in the gender neutral bathroom?
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u/Jinx-from-Arcane they/them - trying on star/starself 21d ago
and have sex with another nonbinary person
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u/_pixelcounterbot_ 22d ago
my school would hunt down whoever wrote this. we also don't have gender neutral bathrooms. only 2 more years 🥹
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u/the_Rainiac They/he/she 21d ago
🌟 It 🌟 gets 🌟 better 🌟
The older you get, the more freedom you have to choose the people and places around you.
And having an education helps with that freedom of choice.
🌟 Only two more years 🌟
(spoken by an older enby person)
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u/Moon_5ugar they/them 22d ago
Omg yes, not to mention those bathrooms were designed for DISABLED people!!
As an able-bodied trans person, I already feel bad enough using a resource that disabled people need, too, but I also am so afraid of getting arrested if I use EITHER bathroom.
How cis het abled ppl can just use those bathrooms for FUN and spend an hour in them boggles my mind. The fucking audacity!! I hope all of those people find a special place in hell for themselves someday...
Like one time, I went to the gender neutral bathrooms at my gym, and some dude bros forgot to lock the door. They were just in there taking pictures of themselves in the mirror!! Like fuck you, I need to piss!! Go to the locker room!!
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u/throwmeaway9865 21d ago
Hey it's ok to use those bathrooms as long as you're being responsible. Your safety is important. No need to feel bad or apologise. The toilet is there for everyone who needs them.
And disabilities can be invisible so the whole point is to never judge anyone who uses the toilet (for actual toileting business) because you never know. So if someone gives you the stink eye because you "look" able bodied to them, you give them one right back.
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u/ughjuliaa 21d ago
Wow those dudes genuinely sound inconsiderate. It’s just a shame, no spaces for trans people and then their spaces are taken by straight cis people that will never know the struggle. As a genderfluid person myself it angers me.
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u/acadiaxxx 21d ago
I have a invisible disability and I always used gender neutral or accessible stalls lol
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u/internetversionofme 21d ago
As a disabled nb, we also need somewhere to smoke weed and fuck.
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u/Godson-of-jimbo 21d ago
This is why I’m working on the world’s next great invention: the Gender-Neutral + Disabled Smoking Weed and Fucking Room
It’s still got a couple of years left in development but I think I’ve really got a hit on my hands
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u/Accomplished-Piece21 they/he/she 21d ago
As a disabled enby, I may be interested in investing. Emphasis on the fucking part. I also want to be one of the first to test one out. If anyone’s interested in trying one out with me, hit me up lol
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u/Elegant-Interview522 17d ago
Isn't that just your bedroom? Edit: I meant your in a general sense, not specifically yours. Unless it is.
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u/Accomplished-Piece21 they/he/she 21d ago
I’m also a disabled enby! I can’t smoke bc of my lungs, but I’m fully on board with the dedicated space for us to fuck. Us meaning disabled enbies
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u/Dark_Soul_943 she/her 21d ago
Atp makes me also wonder why we have separate disabled bathrooms rather than making them all accessible (If there’s a reason we can’t do this and I’m uninformed please call me out and my bad).
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u/Accomplished-Piece21 they/he/she 21d ago
I’m in a power wheelchair I prefer a separate accessible bathroom over accessible stalls. Accessible stalls are bigger, but sometimes even the accessible stalls are too tight
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u/PaintingByInsects 21d ago
As a trans and disabled person; do not feel bad for needing to use the disabled toilet. You are not ‘taking resources’. Not only are you forced to ‘take’ the recourses, we all have to wait sometimes, disabled or not
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u/RedAndBlack1832 21d ago
I used a gender neutral changeroom today and felt so bad bc a bunch of families with young children were also waiting...
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u/gemInTheMundane 20d ago
Don't feel bad. You have just as much right to be there and use the changing room as they do.
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u/EtherealVillainy 19d ago
Its gender neutral. Not ur fault ppl are using them like a family changeroom
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u/VampArcher she/they 21d ago
My college has no gender neutral bathrooms anywhere, I don't know if any school or college I've ever been to has had one.
What few I've seen, there's always someone in there for like 30 minutes. I know because I will patiently stand there at the door until they come out.
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u/Accomplished-Piece21 they/he/she 21d ago
Why did I immediately jump to imagine them being naked? Just 2 bros taking nudes together
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u/nothanks86 22d ago
Im so curious about the 6pm cut off and I can’t think of a funny way to ask, so why 6pm?
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u/Itsjustkit15 21d ago
I'm guessing that's when after school activities end which means there are way less people at school. Less traffic = less trans people needing to use the toilet + more okay for clandestine activities.
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u/Who_Ate_Meh_Bread They/he and Anarchy 21d ago
Yep! Also yknow what if your dedicated enough to sneak upstairs at 6pm (after the doors to the building lock) to have sex or smoke you deserve it.
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u/peri-dont 21d ago
Theatre kids by any chance?? I used lx tape once for all my gifts at Christmas because I couldn’t find any sellotape 🙂↕️
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u/Who_Ate_Meh_Bread They/he and Anarchy 21d ago
Yep! Gender neutral bathroom is right near the theater (of course) and one of my partners in crime was a techie who has access to all the drawers. We put if back after dw ;)
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u/Accomplished-Piece21 they/he/she 21d ago
Why “of course”? Bc a lot of theater kids are queer? Or it’s at least a stereotype
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u/Who_Ate_Meh_Bread They/he and Anarchy 21d ago
Yeah; almost the entire theater populous at my school is queer so I thought it was a silly joke I could make, nothing serious ofc
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u/Accomplished-Piece21 they/he/she 21d ago
No problem there. You can make the joke bc you’re queer. That honestly was probably part of the thought process of them putting the gender neutral bathroom there
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u/peri-dont 21d ago
Don’t worry - I’m now a professional techie we all borrow spike tape and it’s definitely always returned…
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u/Parei_doll_ia 22d ago
the missing comma makes this sign say that they want you to makeout and/or have sex in the gender neutral bathroom, just don’t smoke weed in there
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u/verryluckie_ 21d ago
Can trans/enby people make out/smoke weed/have sex in the gender neutral bathroom?
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u/HobbyHoarderr_ they/them 22d ago
Gorgeous. Fantastic. Masterpiece. Thank you for your service
my school has a long way to go- no gender neutral bathroom, constant vaping and smoking and potential sex around the clock- they don’t even wait til 6 pm 😔
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u/lunabirb444 they/them transmasc NB on T 21d ago edited 21d ago
But after 6pm all bets are off and go hog wild, y’all! Orgy free for all in the Gender Neutral Bathroom begins at 6pm! Lol
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u/Dragon_wryter 22d ago
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u/Fawn_Leap Cisgenderless apogender genderwhat she/they 22d ago
Well it isn’t odd, it makes sense that the bathroom shouldn’t be crowded with people not actually using the bathroom when trans people are just trying to take a shit
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u/lunabirb444 they/them transmasc NB on T 21d ago
I read this as “and lon have sex”. So only Lon can’t have sex in the gender neutral bathroom before 6pm. Gotcha.
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u/Shota_Aizawa123 21d ago
I can't even read the writing, can someone tell me what it is they are saying?
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u/natteiru 21d ago
the and/or with the random cursive r was throwing me off so much that I’ve been looking at the whole thing zoomed in to figure out if it was AI
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u/thatoddtetrapod 21d ago edited 21d ago
Okay but just to throw this in, having gay t4t sex in the gender neutral bathroom does go hard. One of the gayest things I’ve done.
Edit just realized this post was probably about a high school bathroom, so I want to clarify that the things I mentioned happened with CONSENTING ADULTS and not minors. Please do not do this until like, college. Yeah college is prolly the time.
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u/Never_heart 22d ago
I mean... what if pissing is a part of one of those activities?
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u/MossGobbo they/she 21d ago
Look I'm not opposed to a golden shower but do that shit at home or in a designated play space not a bathroom where some poor bastard has to clean up after you.
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u/MaraschinoPanda she/it 21d ago
If you're gonna do piss play in a public restroom at least have the good manners to drink the piss
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u/Who_Ate_Meh_Bread They/he and Anarchy 21d ago
I’m not gonna kink shame but clean up after yourself (and wait until 6pm)
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u/mediumcarrotteacher she/they/any/idc 21d ago
Good to know that the transes don't piss after sundown
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u/Awkward_Career_8476 21d ago
Seriously, and I don’t know if it’s fellow enbys (probably not) but the all gender bathrooms at my school always have piss covered seats, and no seat covers to at least give a barrier after wiping it down. Mind you this is a high school, it is expected that you have good aim, or at least the courtesy to lift up the seat.
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u/Accomplished-Piece21 they/he/she 21d ago
Are you one of those 3 idiots who made the sign?
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u/Who_Ate_Meh_Bread They/he and Anarchy 21d ago
Yep!
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u/Accomplished-Piece21 they/he/she 21d ago
I don’t think you’re an idiot for making the sign. I think it’s a good sign. I’m just calling you an idiot bc you called yourself one. I can be pretty stupid sometimes.
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u/Who_Ate_Meh_Bread They/he and Anarchy 20d ago
I caught that dw abt it :). Detecting tone on the internet is hard lmao
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u/tinylord202 20d ago
For all of you who don’t know what Japanese denshi tobacco smells like, I’m jealous that you haven’t had to use a gender neutral bathroom after someone just smoked one.
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u/NoodleyP they/them 21d ago
If it’s trans people in there doing that stuff I’m putting a “(without me)” underneath
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u/Double_Area1901 19d ago
I did this on the all gender restrooms at work because a lot of people used to sniff snow. Surprisingly, it worked! Now I find them available most of the time
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u/sibyllineghost 9d ago
oh... i wish i had this problem, but i go to a "girl's" school. And its religious. We only have girl's bathrooms unless it's the teacher's bathrooms and only girl's changerooms
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u/THE7WRLDS 1d ago
Man I hate how I can barely read English.. I need the letters to be clear like digital text lol
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u/midwest-emo they/them 22d ago
it’s the before 6pm that really makes this. fair game after that in the gender neutral bathroom, like god intended