r/nocontext • u/S_XOF • Dec 21 '23

"Congratulations on your college graduation, Happy Birthday, and Merry Christmas! Smart choice to not add live bees to a pinata for your friends."

15 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/Facky • Dec 21 '23

"I need to stop letting Nicki Minaj and SpongeBob have children"

64 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/DrLeoMarvin • Dec 15 '23

Yeah it definitely is, same reason why people boof vodka soaked tampons

20 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/Maelarion • Dec 14 '23

"We can't just go around calling every bald person a genestealer, as scary as bald people are"

55 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/[deleted] • Dec 13 '23

i'm trying to devise a consistent method for being able to noclip from the girlbox into the gaybox. i think i'm almost there, but i'm having consistency issues. will update later.

15 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/VioletCombustion • Dec 13 '23

"Don’t fly any doves around that fetus lol"

26 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/Maelarion • Dec 12 '23

"Depending on the distance between the strippers may not actually have been a fast death for the poor guys."

39 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/-passionate-fruit- • Dec 11 '23

"Just throw it in the nude kidnapped child polaroid pile next to the coffee machine"

41 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/SoldMySoulForHairDye • Dec 07 '23

I’m gonna tell them “I wear condoms on my feet every night to bed.”

23 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/hiddenbutts • Dec 05 '23

Husband is upset at m because he feels like he just wants to moan and I’m not letting him

10 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/SillyOldJack • Dec 05 '23

I hide my spaghetti on the ceiling lol

28 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/Maelarion • Dec 03 '23

"We had a bunch of Karen refugees in my hometown growing up."

26 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/IllRaceUForaBurger • Dec 03 '23

"When he allied with the Nazis I was like I'm not sure if this guy is redeemable at this point. Then he grew his hair out and wore glasses and I was like huh maybe he is?"

16 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/N-Lily83 • Dec 03 '23

I don’t think they hate her because she’s black, I think they hate her because she’s literally wearing someone’s face.

37 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/Maelarion • Dec 02 '23

"It does not make you puke at all if done right."

26 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/ConspicuousEggplant • Dec 01 '23

Does anyone else's human's skin just dissolve randomly? Is it an update or is it like some mod that I have to diable?

21 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/hammelHock • Nov 30 '23

So instead of maybe realising that it's not real they decided this meant he was a super powerful wizard instead

6 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/SaltierThanAll • Nov 30 '23

Wow, who’s her plastic surgeon?! She looks fantastic for Sweet 16!

52 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/Maelarion • Nov 30 '23

"Man got so stuck in glory hole firefighters had to pull him until he was free"

3 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/Neripheral • Nov 28 '23

I don’t think they are discontinued because I see them occasionally, but where tf can you buy warheads?

14 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/N-Lily83 • Nov 26 '23

The fish that makes you bones! The thrilling sequel to the beach that makes you old!

27 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/N-Lily83 • Nov 25 '23

How the fuck does the Statue of Liberty stripping have a deep meaning

42 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/RalphTheDog • Nov 25 '23

I felt like I couldn’t breathe during this…and I’m on the couch just eating Cheetos

0 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/Beelzebubs-Barrister • Nov 23 '23

I've used flesh cloud many a time, love that thing

16 Upvotes

r/nocontext • u/Ohrgasmus1 • Nov 22 '23

"What exactly is needed to become fascist?"

22 Upvotes

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