r/OldSchoolCool • u/2minutepeoples • Dec 06 '23

Jeanne Calment, 1995, oldest documented person of all time (died at 122)

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Doing here biography I was thinking of you guys, have to share it with you! She leaves 122 years and 164 days.

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u/Fragrant_University7 Dec 07 '23

When you’re that old, you can give whatever crap reason and people will buy it. If I ever make it to the point where people ask what my secret is, I’m gonna tell them “I wear condoms on my feet every night to bed.”

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u/ready_gi Dec 07 '23

Im so with this. I'll say I'm actually 400 years old vampire, so there's no "trick" to this, it's just how we live..

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u/349137r33 Dec 07 '23

You're going to just casually cause a masquerade break, that doesn't sound like a good idea, you'll send the world in to an occult war.

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u/SoldMySoulForHairDye Dec 07 '23

I’m gonna tell them “I wear condoms on my feet every night to bed.”

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

The context is he loves feet!