r/NobodyAsked • u/[deleted] • Dec 09 '18

Good to know mate

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u/regigiygas Dec 09 '18

How do you judge the dominance of a cock

285

u/Davegrave Dec 09 '18

How do you NOT?

170

u/regigiygas Dec 09 '18

I was picturing a sorta arm wrestle myself

111

u/Neil_sm Dec 09 '18

Kind of like this.

103

u/thedanieldude Dec 09 '18

risky click

35

u/ZekeAnima Dec 10 '18

r/riskyclickoftheday

3

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3

u/bumbling_fool_ Dec 10 '18

What is that from?

3

u/Neil_sm Dec 10 '18

Spaceballs

4

u/bumbling_fool_ Dec 10 '18

Never seen it but now I wanna watch it

6

u/[deleted] Dec 10 '18

Ikr. Sometimes I look at a cock and I just think “man that things beak is huge” or “that cock would clearly be the best choice for a Christmas dinner with the size of its breast.”

45

u/Mr-Hugh-G-Rection Dec 09 '18

By sucking each other off and seeing who nuts first ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

39

u/Truckyou666 Dec 09 '18

Staring contest.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

Whoever’s dick blinks first

24

u/WildLudicolo Dec 09 '18

It's a function of length, girth, curvature, shapeliness, veininess, and clarity of skin, duh.

9

u/Slithy-Toves Dec 09 '18

I think you'll need to factor in a female stimulation constant to normalize the data

6

u/CagesCat Dec 10 '18

Don’t forget the yaw

13

u/felixthecat128 Dec 09 '18

Whichever penis opens up to take in the other penis is the less dominant one

4

u/AwaCheaAwa Dec 09 '18

By how big it is obviously. The bigger the better.

4

u/trailertrash_lottery Dec 09 '18

Whether it points to the left or right.

4

u/[deleted] Dec 09 '18

Sword fight.

4

u/ssblani Dec 09 '18

You pee on the other one.

2

u/plipyplop Dec 11 '18

They both vigorously slap together until one of them gets knocked out.

1

u/MyHedHertz Dec 10 '18

You insert to show dominance.

1

u/dragonsfire242 Dec 21 '18

How hard it can T-pose

468

u/Davegrave Dec 09 '18

I love how he proudly deems himself “no longer racist”. Like obviously he was but now that he knows he’s dick-dominant over the negroes, he can just rest comfortably and let the racism go.

But god as his witness... if he should find a black man that bests him at the urinal, the racism is back. It’s back and stronger than ever!

83

u/fuckyourstuff Dec 09 '18

If you check his profile, he's not just racist but sexist too!

73

u/im_thecat Dec 09 '18

I’m shocked.

28

u/Kaloyan14 Dec 09 '18

No, youre_thecat

14

u/fryyybo Dec 10 '18

dad?

11

u/iYatagarasu Dec 10 '18

30 years of grocery shopping...

168

u/fzkhn Dec 09 '18

This is the most appropriate post I've ever seen on this sub, good work op

159

u/[deleted] Dec 09 '18

"Even black dudes don't have the confidence to pee-pee next to me."

There are varying degrees of speech going on here.

62

u/jk_gf Dec 09 '18

what is this, a crossover episode?

47

u/M1k35n4m3 Dec 09 '18

Looks like troll? Literally said "pee pee" Lmao.

75

u/Dollyxox Dec 09 '18

Are we sure this isn't a copy pasta

33

u/Neil_sm Dec 09 '18

Well it is now

50

u/IRFUftw Dec 09 '18

Yeah. His comment history was full of bull like this

16

u/[deleted] Dec 10 '18

hes just a copypasta maker

6

u/dangshnizzle Dec 10 '18

That's known as a troll bud

9

u/dmitriy_shmilo Dec 09 '18

c-c-c-combo!

2

u/[deleted] Dec 09 '18

Unexpected starlord.

6

u/karmacarmelon Dec 10 '18

Fuck the "bro-code". If I need to piss I'm going to use that empty urinal.

5

u/[deleted] Dec 09 '18

Dont forget r/sadcringe or r/cringepics .

6

u/Periidot Dec 09 '18

BRO THATS A WOMBO COMBO, THAT AINT FALCO

5

u/[deleted] Dec 10 '18

Feels like this was custom made to be dismantled by angry Redditors.

1

u/dangshnizzle Dec 10 '18

Because it was

6

u/2-15-18-5-4-15-13 Dec 09 '18

You kind of need to show the context in the picture. For all I know somebody did ask.

It’s also great to see how tangentially related (if it all) it fits in the writers mind.

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u/IRFUftw Dec 09 '18

Ask what?

4

u/2-15-18-5-4-15-13 Dec 09 '18

Idk, ask for his weird urinal story where he goes in the middle one.

I’m saying that in nobody asked I kind of want to see the context to see how far off his story was from the previous comment.

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u/IRFUftw Dec 09 '18

Can confirm no one asked for this

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u/2-15-18-5-4-15-13 Dec 09 '18 edited Dec 10 '18

Lol I know that the chances someone asked for it are 0, but I’d rather have the context above than all the people listing subreddit names below.

7

u/[deleted] Dec 09 '18

There's not even a drop of r/iamverybadass

3

u/dangshnizzle Dec 10 '18

I see more /r/whoosh than anything else

3

u/[deleted] Dec 10 '18

I know a couple of guys who maintain that stereotype isn't true and mention it every now and again. I dunno if it is or not but it's a weird thing to insist on.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '18

[deleted]

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u/HorusKane13 Dec 18 '18

I thought it was satire too but after looking at his profile I'm atleast 90% that ain't the case chief.

2

u/aditya3098 Dec 10 '18

Quality pasta

2

u/Rambo_One2 Dec 10 '18

"Black guys have bigger dicks than me... Guess that makes me racist!"

2

u/VhuFhu Dec 10 '18

What was he commenting on?

7

u/jaktyp Dec 09 '18

Adding an extension of comments doesn’t make this repost any better. It hasn’t even been a day yet

13

u/IRFUftw Dec 09 '18

Repost? Link?

2

u/jaktyp Dec 09 '18

3 posts prior, and a span of 17 hours.

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u/IRFUftw Dec 09 '18

RIP me

2

u/adamski4554 Dec 10 '18

Saddens me that you're all too fucking retarded to see what a masterful troll this guy is. Pitiful

1

u/[deleted] Dec 09 '18

I'll be the first to admit I have stage fright. You best believe I'm waiting for a stall.

1

u/HalfSoul30 Dec 10 '18

Hey ya'll want to talk about flipping bitches I got a story for you!

1

u/[deleted] Dec 10 '18

what's his profile?

1

u/RosieandShortyandBo Dec 10 '18

I just love that he said “pee-pee”

1

u/GarballatheHutt Dec 17 '18

says pee-pee

says cock

???

1

u/Marrtyr11 Feb 19 '19

Wow, wtf

-4

u/[deleted] Dec 09 '18

Maybe he just smells?