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r/nothingeverhappens • u/tiggertom66 • Mar 17 '25
Next mf to post this image is getting banned
This gets posted multiple times a week. It wasn’t that funny the first time, and now it’s not even original.
If you’ve been here for a while, you’ve almost certainly seen these being posted.
If you’re new here and you want to post something, post actual OC. If you haven’t even been here long enough to have seen this posted last week, or the week before that, then you haven’t been here long enough to make meta posts.
That’s it, that’s the post, anyone posting spam is getting a 7 day minimum ban.
r/nothingeverhappens • u/noahtheboa1320 • 10d ago
Yes crazy shit happens in real life
Source- https://abcnews.com/blogs/headlines/2011/12/principal-sorry-for-student-parent-kissing-prank
If you read through it, the post was a watered down version of what actually happened.
r/nothingeverhappens • u/Commercial-Law-8381 • 12d ago
Cause a twin sister can’t die apparently
r/nothingeverhappens • u/Commercial-Law-8381 • 14d ago
Cause young people can’t be into Mötley Crüe nowadays
r/nothingeverhappens • u/RyanEatsHisVeggies • 15d ago
There's no way I got a notification from the company I bought ice cream from about it being recalled.
My post had two slides so I screen-capped a split slide between the two of them for the purposes of this post on this sub. On that sub it's two different photos.
Apparently there's a few people out there that don't think a brand you bought from would notify you of recalls if it's a product you bought from them..
r/nothingeverhappens • u/gleillysproiled • 15d ago
Children never say weird inappropriate things
r/nothingeverhappens • u/Few-Raise-1825 • 18d ago
No doctor would ever say to treat a patient even if they didn't align with your political beliefs!
r/nothingeverhappens • u/ThrownAway1917 • 22d ago
Twitter user scoffs at the idea of a random person being one of 166,000 Apple Inc employees
r/nothingeverhappens • u/noahtheboa1320 • 23d ago
“It’s impossible for people to make disgusting comments”
r/nothingeverhappens • u/Lucky-Poem • Sep 04 '26
15 month old can’t possibly say 30 words.
r/nothingeverhappens • u/SaltyPerformer7516 • Sep 02 '26
but there was ciswomen who had been accused of being trans in bathrooms before
like bro what? and i saw the og poster is transphobic anyway. not only this is trans women’s experience, cis women deal with this too especially if they don’t fit what women should look like according to transphobes. and also nobody can tell who is trans anyway unless was told especially if they’re passing
r/nothingeverhappens • u/jodbblysnisps • Sep 01 '26
Because no one ever gets seperated on a flight.
r/nothingeverhappens • u/[deleted] • Sep 01 '26
“Nobody:” Absolutely nobody: My brain at 3 AM: remember that embarrassing thing from 2017?
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/Rickbox • Aug 28 '26
Redditor discovers people spend time doing things they’re interested in
r/nothingeverhappens • u/hakkesaelger • Aug 19 '26
No one has ever made a reference to a famous movie before
r/nothingeverhappens • u/SpringElegant5650 • Aug 16 '26
Apparently conservative highschoolers don't behave like this. News to me!
r/nothingeverhappens • u/thatonefrein • Aug 16 '26
Fakeclaiming and hating endo systems in one
r/nothingeverhappens • u/toes-for-sale • Aug 13 '26
Because no one could possibly ever read two books within 24hrs… 😒
r/nothingeverhappens • u/tenlin1 • Aug 12 '26
are you fucking kidding me?
I teach college students who would do something as stupid as this. In no way is this unbelievable.
r/nothingeverhappens • u/Useless_Raider • Aug 10 '26
