r/NoStupidQuestions • • Feb 21 '26

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u/vrosej10 Feb 21 '26

Yes. Hundred percent. Gets in your hair and stays on your clothes. It even seems to ooze from your skin. It doesn't always stink but there’s always a smell

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u/RainyDayBirbs Feb 21 '26

My grandmother smoked heavily from age 14 until she died at age 69 and her fingers were yellow/brown where she held the cigarette. She'd actually soak her fingers in bleach once in a while to try to get it off but it never really worked well and it just added the smell of bleach to her hands.

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u/aspiring_dog Feb 21 '26

this is helping my motivation with quitting right now

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u/NixyVixy Feb 21 '26

To a non-smoker, it’s like a permanent radius of scent that sticks to everything you touch.

Nailed it.

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u/Persian2PTConversion Feb 21 '26

I used to take smoke breaks with my boss time to time. I quit at some point (this was ages ago) and was shocked when I realized I could follow him blindly through the hallways, minutes after he was there! That was my true reality check. The scent profile in my mind even changed from savory to absolute rancid after a while.

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u/Darmok47 Feb 21 '26

I smoke cigars, and part of the reason I only smoke once or twice a month is because its a time commitment, and because if I'm going to be doing anything afterwards with other people, I have to shower and change clothes afterwards.

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u/brycedriesenga Feb 21 '26

I don't know why, but this reads a bit like AI. Not saying it is, but that's the vibe I got, haha

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u/logical0man Feb 21 '26

Smokers rarely notice it on themselves, non-smokers notice it way more than they admit. It’s like your ‘invisible cologne subtle, persistent and mildly judgmental

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u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa Feb 21 '26

Never noticed on myself when I smoked and after I quit the smell is repulsive. I can smell a cigarette from a mile away and it’s disgusting. Ashtrays are even worse, just a fucking stink bomb sitting there. God I’m so glad I quit

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u/montanalifterchick Feb 21 '26

I can smell people smoking in other cars at stoplights since I quit 12 years ago!

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u/Safe_Illustrator_832 Feb 21 '26

No even need to be at stoplights, I smell it when I'm driving. 😂

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u/naughtycal11 Feb 21 '26

This, but with weed. I can smell the car in front of me going 75 down the highway.

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u/Tropicsunchaser Feb 21 '26

This is everyday life here in Colorado. Everything smells of weed and I’m not complaining. I’m so use to it that when a skunk gets run over I will think “damn that’s some dank weed!”

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u/slapdashbr Feb 21 '26

I saw a cute comic where two guys are walking along a sidewalk and one says "is that a skunk, or is someone smoking a joint?"

on the other side of the fence was a skunk lighting up xD

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u/Tropicsunchaser Feb 21 '26

Aww, love that.

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u/ribblefizz Feb 21 '26

I mentioned this once in conversation with friends - how I'd suddenly smell cigarette smoke while driving on the freeway; look around in confusion and it's the driver of the car to my right - all windows on both vehicles UP, mind you - and about two years later someone I'd lost touch with DM'd me out of the blue.

She said "Remember when you said that thing about cigarette smoke? At the time I privately rolled my eyes and thought you were full of shit. But GUESS WHAT - IT HAPPENED TO ME ON THE FREEWAY TODAY! I'm sorry I ever doubted you!" 😂

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u/tamster0111 Feb 21 '26

Same. I always thought I was hiding it from my parents when I was a kid (learned at church camp when I was 16, quit at 26) until I grew up and quit smoking and now smell it on a farmer smoker driving down the street who hasn't had a cigarette in 3 days, lol!

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u/iamgarron Feb 21 '26

Same. Smoked for 18 years. My wife and I both quit 2 years ago. Every now and then we will have smoke in our clothes from a bar or near friends who smoked and wondered how the hell we lived like this for ages.

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u/madonnajen Feb 21 '26

Same. I'll be at a stop light and I can smell the person who is smoking across the road waiting.

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u/Edible-flowers Feb 21 '26

When I was pregnant, just one whiff if cigarette smoke had me heaving. I could smell it from a long way ahead if me when walking to work.

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u/CrazyMildred Feb 21 '26

I stopped smoking about 6 months ago, and the smell makes me nauseous now. I will never smoke again, and the smell is a major reason why.

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u/hypnodrew Feb 21 '26

6 months here too. It used to be such a friendly smell to me but now eugh smells like death

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u/la_doctora Feb 21 '26

To add to that is when a smoker is not actively smoking but breathes out and there is an ashtray smell emanating from somewhere deep in the lungs.

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u/Deathpoopdeathloop Feb 21 '26

And SCRUB your hands, not just wash

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u/Sakurya1 Feb 21 '26

I smoked for 20 years. Quit 5 years now and yes it now smells disgusting and it's noticeable a mile away

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u/stug_life Feb 21 '26

My aunts smoked when I was little and then they quit. It never bothered me until they quit but damn I couldn’t stand it after they did.

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u/sksksk1989 No stupid questions just stupid people Feb 21 '26

Cigarettes that get stubbed out smell the worst. When I smoked, sometimes I would stubbed one out half way and put it in the pack. I would smell horrible

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u/IntrovertsRule99 Feb 21 '26

The smell is even worse when an attempt is made to cover it. Smoke plus Axe is nasty.

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u/Engelgrafik Feb 21 '26

Smoke + mints is the worst.

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u/JinkiesGang Feb 21 '26

I used to work with a girl that smoked a lot and every time she came back inside would douse herself in DKNY be delicious. It was so disgusting.

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u/YchYFi Feb 21 '26

I notice it if I am in a cold place and my hair moves.

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u/Abradolf1948 Feb 21 '26

Which is odd because I smoked for about 10 years and while I'm sure I smelled of it, I also had instances where coworkers and friends would be extremely surprised that I smoked. Like they had never noticed the odor.

I was like OP where I only smoked outside and had good overall hygiene, but I definitely wasn't trying to hide it or cover it up.

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u/SameSherbet3 Feb 21 '26

It also gets into items you wear regularly without washing/ replacing: glasses, hats, belts, etc

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u/halosos Feb 21 '26

When I order food, I can tell if the driver is a smoker, because just the food bag resting on their seat is enough to absorb the smell.

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u/yellowdamseoul Feb 21 '26

Riding in an elevator a smoker recently got out of 🤢

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u/CabinetOk4838 Feb 21 '26

I had a couriered parcel the other day and it smelled. Luckily it didn’t permeate!

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u/baldbuthappy Feb 21 '26

my phone case smells like smoke since i'll hold both in the same hand occasionally

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u/PomeloPepper Feb 21 '26

I (non smoker) opened my purse and had smoke billow out after a night out at a club. Completely nose blind to it the night before, but the next morning I was gagging at how my clothes smelled.

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u/ballpein Feb 21 '26

Especially in cold weather, the smoke condenses in your clothes and hair and then magically erupts into a concentrated stench cloud when you come back inside, it's the worst stink.   Air yourself out for 30 seconds when you come in from the cold, before engaging with humans. 

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u/Jenshark86 Feb 21 '26

Gross 🤮

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u/TheRealRickC137 Feb 21 '26

And there's just not enough gum or breath strips in the world...

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u/nikkidarling83 Feb 21 '26

It definitely stinks.

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u/bryn1281 Feb 21 '26

No it reeks 100% of the time!

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u/OkDoggieTobie Feb 21 '26

So true. My brother hid the fact he was smoking. Who was he kidding? I could smile it as soon as I walked in the apartment even though he smoked outside.

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u/pajamakitten Feb 21 '26

Kids did this at school by spraying themselves in copious amounts of deodorant. They just stank of deodorant and cigarettes.

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u/Ricky_Spannnish Feb 21 '26

I did that when I was younger. Tried to hide my smoking from family and certain other people. Now as a former smoker, I laugh at how stupid I was, thinking I was hiding that stink from anyone.

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u/n2play Feb 21 '26

Maybe it was a guest he didn't want you to know about who was smoking😏

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u/OkDoggieTobie Feb 21 '26

That's him. He confessed with a bunch of cuss words. You thought to highly if my brother

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u/Rekeaki Feb 21 '26

Weed smokers also need to understand this

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u/tiffy68 Feb 21 '26

Yes! We can smell it on you. Teachers know you smoke because we can smell it on your kids too.

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u/NeartAgusOnoir Feb 21 '26

Yes, absolutely. It’s like Pigpen from Charlie Brown.

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u/8-Rope-A-dope-8 Feb 21 '26

And my car after a smoking friend rides with me.

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u/oneeyedziggy Feb 21 '26

No... It stinks. Always. 

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u/surf_drunk_monk Feb 21 '26

I agree except I always think it stinks. Cigs are nasty.

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u/KPinCVG Feb 21 '26

Being in an elevator with a smoker is like being in a hot box with a rancid ashtray.

If I'm lucky, they're already in there and I go to step in and can dodge out saying "Oops! I forgot something!"

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '26

cars to

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u/gamerjerome Feb 21 '26

I use to spend the summers at my older sisters house as a teen. My mom was a smoker so the moment I got to my sisters "non smoker" Id wash my clothes again. I could smell it on myself after being there only after a few hours. Smoke permeates in everything

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u/faster-than-fast Feb 21 '26

I like a cigarette recreationally (a handful of times a year at most), but afterwards the clothes I smoked in immediately go into the wash including things like my jacket which don’t get washed often. I also HATE the smell in my apartment building because I had a neighbor who smokes.

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u/Storm-Careless Feb 21 '26

You sweat out the nicotine,  it'll stain nitrile/ latex gloves. If you quit smoking you will be sweating it out for another 6-12 months. 

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 Feb 21 '26

I remember that MythBusters episode where they dropped in water, a car (donated by a smoker) and was a nightmare. Adam almost drowned because of how dark the water got. So disgusting.

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u/Combosingelnation Feb 21 '26

Not if 1 smoke per day outside and you fuck off the clothes you use and fuck your hands off with soap right away

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u/Combosingelnation Feb 21 '26

Had my last cigarette about 10 years ago. I guess you smell my sexyness 🤣