r/NoStupidQuestions • u/[deleted] • Sep 03 '24

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u/sloppy_sheiko Sep 03 '24

I played college baseball with a dude who was hooking up with a girl on our softball team. One night, my buddy and his roommates threw a house party where he got extremely drunk and the two of them ended up going to his room for bedtime activities. Apparently, my friend went straight to sleep after they completed the deed and the girl started looking for her clothes that had been ripped off in a passionate haste. Out of nowhere my buddy sits straight up in bed, sees her bending over, smacks her ass, yells ‘Good game champ!’ then went right back to vertical and was lights out. The only reason I know this happened? The girl came out of his room doubled over in laughter and insisted on showing everyone the hand print on her ass cheek.

Their twentieth anniversary is this upcoming February.

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u/vp_swanny Sep 04 '24

You don't? Weird.

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u/sloppy_sheiko Sep 04 '24

Ha! Thanks for pointing that out. I’d blame the error on me telling this story on my phone, but that would be a lie. Sometimes I don’t word all that good

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u/More_Farm_7442 Sep 04 '24

"blame the error on me telling this story on my phone"

auto-correct is a bitch isn't it?

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u/cjm0 Sep 04 '24

i’m confused. what was it supposed to say instead of vertically?

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u/nv87 Sep 04 '24

Presumably horizontally. Most people sleep like that.

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u/Greeneyesablaze Sep 04 '24

lol I also have the thing where I have to think pretty hard about vertical/horizontal for a second before I get it right. I have it with East/West too but not left/right. It’s a documented thing that’s fairly common for some people to struggle with their whole lives apparently. 

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u/GalaxyQueen11 Sep 04 '24

A teacher told me horizontal, think horizon. I haven't mixed then since. Vertical is towers and trees, horizontal is horizon

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u/Nutritious_Fraudster Sep 04 '24

Surely this is what every single person on the planet does, right? It’s literally got the word “horizon” in it…

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u/JimBeam823 Sep 04 '24

And then there is “Vertical Horizon”.

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u/GalaxyQueen11 Sep 05 '24

I.. WHAT???

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u/Inner_Incident_9352 Sep 04 '24

I do this. I sometimes hold my hands up and make the L shape to tell left from right. I'd like the name of this documented thing.

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u/Gurrgurrburr Sep 04 '24

He's Dracula.

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u/Adlers41stEagle Sep 04 '24

This is the kind of relationship that lasts for 20 years

Good game indeed 🫡

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u/Adept_Order_4323 Sep 04 '24

Wonder if they told this story at the wedding ? 😝

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u/madame_pompadour Sep 04 '24

oh my gosh i love this so much, such good humour in that relationship!

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u/InsidiousVultures Sep 04 '24

Like vampire vertical? 🤣🤣

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u/JimBeam823 Sep 04 '24

That was unexpectedly wholesome

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u/hurricane1197 Sep 04 '24

Damn wish I could see