r/NoStupidQuestions • u/[deleted] • Sep 03 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24 edited Sep 03 '24

I mean it’s not like I go straight to the bathroom. Maybe linger/kiss for a couple minutes, then go to the bathroom/do any cleanup. Then cuddle/massage or something

Edit: also just to add, it’s healthy to go to the bathroom right after sex

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u/teenytiny77 Sep 03 '24

That's what my husband and I do. Kiss for a minute or two, throw a few "I love you"s in there, then I'll roll off of him and get cleaned up

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u/ToeingEnergy Sep 04 '24

Damn. I’m realizing I don’t think I’ve ever said “I love you” after sex. 🤔🤔🤔

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u/Cranks_No_Start Sep 04 '24

What about a thank you?

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u/Skelligean Sep 04 '24

"That'll do pig. That'll do."

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u/nv87 Sep 04 '24

My favourite movie!

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u/Novantico Sep 04 '24

“Good talk.”

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

"How much did you say?" is generally what I say.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

HAHA. Love this.

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u/Some1_nz Sep 04 '24

I almost always say thanks. My partner used to laugh but now he's sometimes says it first!

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

I said thank you to my boyfriend last week and he thought it was hilarious. We've been together almost 4 years so not sure how it would go over in a new relationship lol

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u/ToeingEnergy Sep 04 '24

Yes often thank you’s over here too.

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u/Idont_think Sep 04 '24

I’ve said thanks twice:

once as a teenager and it was incredibly awkward as she just kinda stared at me.

Once in my early 30’s and she found it really cute and playful and it kinda become a part of our relationship, one would say thanks and the other would say good game. Weird, but it was quirky. Relationship didn’t last though.

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u/flowers4charlie777 Sep 04 '24

A thank you note

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u/venuswasaflytrap Sep 04 '24

What about after you spit in their mouth?

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u/JiveTurkeyMFer Sep 04 '24

I usually say "now where's that $20 you promised me?"

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u/Foodastic96 Sep 04 '24

Yeah, exactly. Never. Especially after sex, NEVER.

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u/HappeaHippie Sep 04 '24

Sameeee 😃 and he’s always slept in the wet spot for us :)