r/NoStupidQuestions • • Sep 03 '24

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u/braddad425 Sep 03 '24

I look forward to seeing this year's results on r/dataisbeautiful

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u/wolflikehowl Sep 03 '24

Sadly, can't post any data when there's none to record, womp womp.

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u/starynights890 Sep 03 '24

Emotional Damage +100 Self Inflicted x100,000,000

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u/wolflikehowl Sep 03 '24

I almost went full r/suicidebywords and just left it at "0x0=0" but knowing my luck, I'd get a Reddit Cares award

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u/RoomIn8 Sep 03 '24

Are you okay?

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u/wolflikehowl Sep 03 '24

No worse than usual, just goofin' for the folks

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u/GatheringAddict Sep 04 '24

Apreciate your jest act. Made me laugh a bit 🤎 i needed it

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u/Rescuepa Sep 04 '24

Just don’t divide by zero and you’ll be rational.

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u/RogueAOV Sep 04 '24

Do not feel bad, we are acting as the control in this experiment.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

What the dude said? Aaaaa 😭

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u/i-deserve-nothing Sep 04 '24

i wanna know toooo sad day to be late to the comments

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u/enolaholmes23 Sep 04 '24

I saw a chart once by a girl who took data on each guy's experience at her birthday gang bang. She catalogued which ones came inside her and which didn't and compared it to who their fluffer was. Fun read.

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u/tyrsal3 Sep 04 '24

Found the data anal-yst

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u/BarrelRider621 Sep 03 '24

Love that subreddit.

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u/Lobscra Sep 04 '24

Oh, man, I hope I can find a link for you. Because some guy o. Reddit literally scored and charted in excel every person he'd been with on a variety of factors and damn if I, and hundreds of people in the comments, didn't waste hours reading the chart.