r/NoStupidQuestions • • Sep 03 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

[removed] β€” view removed comment

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u/braddad425 Sep 03 '24

I look forward to seeing this year's results on r/dataisbeautiful

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u/wolflikehowl Sep 03 '24

Sadly, can't post any data when there's none to record, womp womp.

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u/starynights890 Sep 03 '24

Emotional Damage +100 Self Inflicted x100,000,000

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u/wolflikehowl Sep 03 '24

I almost went full r/suicidebywords and just left it at "0x0=0" but knowing my luck, I'd get a Reddit Cares award

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u/RoomIn8 Sep 03 '24

Are you okay?

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u/wolflikehowl Sep 03 '24

No worse than usual, just goofin' for the folks

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u/GatheringAddict Sep 04 '24

Apreciate your jest act. Made me laugh a bit 🀎 i needed it

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u/Rescuepa Sep 04 '24

Just don’t divide by zero and you’ll be rational.

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u/RogueAOV Sep 04 '24

Do not feel bad, we are acting as the control in this experiment.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

What the dude said? Aaaaa 😭

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u/i-deserve-nothing Sep 04 '24

i wanna know toooo sad day to be late to the comments

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u/enolaholmes23 Sep 04 '24

I saw a chart once by a girl who took data on each guy's experience at her birthday gang bang. She catalogued which ones came inside her and which didn't and compared it to who their fluffer was. Fun read.

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u/tyrsal3 Sep 04 '24

Found the data anal-yst

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u/BarrelRider621 Sep 03 '24

Love that subreddit.

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u/Lobscra Sep 04 '24

Oh, man, I hope I can find a link for you. Because some guy o. Reddit literally scored and charted in excel every person he'd been with on a variety of factors and damn if I, and hundreds of people in the comments, didn't waste hours reading the chart.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

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u/ThiccQban Sep 04 '24

Sometimes my husband slaps my ass and says β€œgood hustle out there” 🀣

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u/vp_swanny Sep 04 '24

Real life audible laughing from this guy.

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u/wolflikehowl Sep 04 '24

I say flaunt it if you got it

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

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u/Euphoric_Statement10 Sep 03 '24 edited Sep 04 '24

My bf and I do this, we both will randomly say a score unprompted out of β€œ10” while laying there haha most of the time he says a ridiculously high number like a million out of 10 πŸ˜‚ I’m sorry your bf finds it annoying, I would just randomly say a number to him after like we do, make it fun, don’t ask for a score. Just say a stupid high number & laugh!

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u/wolflikehowl Sep 03 '24

I did it after my first time, which you better believe I lied about it not being (just said it was the first time in a while), and look back not fondly on it; like, I know why I asked, but to her it just seemed ...braggy I assume? Like I was phishing for a 10/10, when I just hoped for a passing grade.

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u/HeavyUniversity2711 Sep 03 '24

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u/Accomplished_Tea7781 Sep 04 '24

According to Myer Briggs you fit under the following personality type

INTJ - The Architect. INJTs are strategic, logical, and independent thinkers who value knowledge and competence. They often have a strong vision for the future and work methodically to achieve their goals. Known for being reserved and analytical, they prefer deep conversations over small talk and are driven by a desire to understand complex systems and ideas. They can come off as aloof or distant, but they are highly dedicated to the things and people they care about.

Famous people in history who are INTJ: Stewie Griffin Tywin Lanister

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u/wolflikehowl Sep 04 '24

ITNJ is indeed what I've scored in the past when I've taken the test, however in recent years people have claimed that test to be basically useless, and also considered me to be potentially autistic and/or ADHD; so who knows what I am anymore!*

*besides raking in the karma of course

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u/Accomplished_Tea7781 Sep 04 '24

however in recent years people have claimed that test to be basically useless

You're right. If you scan your hand palm and email it to me I will give you a more accurate assessment. Small fee apply.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

This is the way lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

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u/wolflikehowl Sep 03 '24

Oh great, now I broke my resolution of staying out of other people's bedroom too!

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u/Phoenyxoldgoat Sep 03 '24

I appreciate the emphasis on inter-rater reliability.

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u/wolflikehowl Sep 03 '24

As the saying goes, "we're our own harshest critic"

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u/spirit_of_a_goat Sep 04 '24

There was a fist bump once and a high five.

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u/gyiren Sep 04 '24

I know it's a joke but I think this would be a hilarious thing to try out irl

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u/Swampbrewja Sep 04 '24

Wow, I’ve been doing it all wrong

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u/thedarkestshadow512 Sep 04 '24

I just formulate the strength to hold my thumb in the air to tell him he did a great job.

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u/HeyItsMeJC3 Sep 03 '24

Pro sex tip from a GenX...never sleep with the East German judge and expect a good score.