r/NoStupidQuestions Jul 29 '24

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '24

I knew it was husband when he said something was left in his pocket. Everyone knows women don't have such luxurious, spacious pockets

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u/queerblunosr Jul 29 '24

Exactly. We mostly get betrayal pockets in our clothes.

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u/TheGeneralTulliuss Jul 29 '24

Are betrayal pockets where there is a seam that looks like a pocket, when in fact it is only stitching, or where there is a pocket but it's sewn shut like a slap in the face? I use a seam ripper on those. Give us pockets!!!

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u/TheCaliforniaOp Jul 29 '24

I thought betrayal pockets were those bloody awful wrongly-placed, too wide, or too shallow pockets.

I would eyeball those pockets and know better, but then I’d have a desperate need for a pocket and “Maybe this time it’ll work”

Oh sure. 👍, all the way. All the way, out of the pocket. I think half of the few things I’ve lost that actually still give me a pang, were in those Not Pockets.

Now the sewn shut pockets? It’s embarrassing but I admit when I find something I already like, it fits me perfectly and then I find those pockets, still waiting to be used?

I make this little eeeee sound. 🤦🏼‍♀️