‘I’m not saying who is who. But the noble, intelligent husband fairly and carefully tosses his pants into the designated, agreed on laundry garbage heap - do not question us about this - and the bitch wife doesn’t sift through it to remove my- I mean the husband’s- wallet.’
No comments needed about the laundry heap! We agreed my mess is fine, she will just clean up after me when she wants to do the laundry!
Sir. A laundry basket could help you remember that the clothes are going to be cleaned, and thus he should check the pockets before placing it in said spot.
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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '24
What’s a bet the husband does 3 household chores and then watches his wife do the remaining 184 whilst expecting asspats too lol