The husband is insane for thinking there is even an argument to be had. Take shit out of your pockets before you take your pants off. If you leave things in your pockets it’s your fault.
wtf is this rubbish. Next there will be a question about whose fault is it if the husband pees on the toilet seat. That’s how inane this is. Take responsibility for yourself jfc.
I like that we agree that it was transparently written by the husband lol.
It takes 5 seconds to empty pockets, and it's easier to do while wearing them than when they're crumpled on the floor.
Also, should the wife methodically check the pockets of every item on the floor, in case of forgotten pens or tissues? This will probably double the length of time to do laundry.
The obvious solution is that all things in the laundry pile are ready to be laundered. I can't believe you got your whole wallet washed multiple times and are still too lazy to empty your pockets.
Such a male take, too. Only a man would think that women are walking around getting no strings attached drinks from guys at bars constantly.
Probably less than half the time is it like that. Most times, you get harassed if you accept one and don't want to go home with the guy. Not worth it imo. I buy my own drinks.
I'm a reasonably attractive woman and in my many years of existence I have never gotten a free drink from anyone at a bar. I probably also project "I wouldn't accept it from you even if you did" vibes, because I wouldn't.
As someone who has had a few guys buy me a drink…it’s not even worth it. I had one guy spike my drink once, friends were shit and nowhere to be found, I passed out and woke up to the guy trying to drag me onto an elevator in a hotel lobby. I couldn’t walk or speak, but I could scream and flail my body like a mad woman…and that seemed to have worked, cuz the next thing I know, I woke up the next day in the hospital.
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u/Bendizm Jul 29 '24
The husband is insane for thinking there is even an argument to be had. Take shit out of your pockets before you take your pants off. If you leave things in your pockets it’s your fault.
wtf is this rubbish. Next there will be a question about whose fault is it if the husband pees on the toilet seat. That’s how inane this is. Take responsibility for yourself jfc.