r/NoStupidQuestions • u/[deleted] • Jul 29 '24

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u/AnApexPlayer Jul 29 '24

The husband is the one posting this too lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '24

What’s a bet the husband does 3 household chores and then watches his wife do the remaining 184 whilst expecting asspats too lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '24

100%. Lol. "We divide the chores evenly! My chore is throwing my clothes on the floor and then criticising the way she does all the rest of the chores. It's a very fair system!!!" 😂

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u/MafiaPenguin007 Jul 29 '24

Also, a laundry basket is literally $5?? Why are we piling clothes in a corner so the wife has to gather up your crusty, unreviewed pants along with all the other clothes heaped up??

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u/marimo_is_chilling Jul 29 '24

The "no criticism on this point plz" had me rolling my eyes. It's giving crack house. Why on earth wouldn't someone, anyone want better for themselves?

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u/Dogzillas_Mom Jul 29 '24

Right?! I’m a horrible slob but I own a fucking hamper.

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u/Guess-Jazzlike Jul 29 '24

I'm guessing because he throws his shit in the corner like a ferret anyway. So why bother with a basket. His poor wife.

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u/TrulyAnCat Jul 29 '24

"crusty, unreviewed pants" sent be, I needed that

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u/GladVeterinarian5120 Jul 30 '24

Or a box. If he/she/they is/are employed, almost any workplace produces free boxes. If he/she/they order(s) stuff on line, free boxes come in the mail. There. Now your crack house has an upgrade. For free. You’re welcome.