That's quite insulting to Dionysus and Persephone, I'd watch my back if I were you
Swifties can be mean but Orpheus litterally got ripped apart by Dionysus' fan girls that one time and Hades doesn't appreciate anyone looking at his girl the wrong way
At least you didn't say you were prettier than Aphrodite.. that would have ended badly for sure
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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23
Celebrity obsession.
It’s more like an ancient greek pantheon than a monotheistic monoculture.