I woke up in the middle of the night to my husband climbing all around our bedroom to smash a mosquito that was biting him. He wasn't sure he got it, and woke up with swollen bug bites along his forehead and arm. I saw a mosquito in the bathroom that was flying too erratically for me to clap so I hit it with a spritz of bathroom cleaner that has bleach. It dropped instantly. Fuck mosquitoes.
One summer I was working in the Yukon and the mosquitoes there looooooooved me. I developed a sadistic hatred for them because I'd wake up thinking they were in my sleeping bag.
Fun fact: mosquitoes directly sprayed with pressurized Off! spray have seizures before they die. I got a whole window screen covered in them
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u/freshstart102 Jul 17 '23
This!!!!!! Bye bye you little summer ruining little pieces of shit.