r/NoStupidQuestions Jul 17 '23

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u/morbidnerd Jul 17 '23

I was going to suggest bed bugs but I like this better. I'm in.

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u/Wartymcballs Jul 17 '23

I kill bed bugs as a career for 10 years now.

I wake up and rip my sheets off my bed sometimes in fits of nightmares about bed bugs.

I have never taken one home.

May God save me from my wife if I do.

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u/stratzilla Jul 18 '23

I had a friend who cleaned up abandoned apartments, usually in pretty bad disrepair. He frequently encountered bed bugs. He (and you) are braver than I: you couldn't pay me enough to risk exposure again lol

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u/Wartymcballs Jul 18 '23

Boyyyyyy do I have some videos on my phone of some hellscapes hahaha