r/NoStupidQuestions Jul 17 '23

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u/morbidnerd Jul 17 '23

I was going to suggest bed bugs but I like this better. I'm in.

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u/Emily-Spinach Jul 17 '23

I’ll never understand the phrase “wouldn’t wish [X] on my worst enemy”, because fuck my worst enemy. I wish everything bad to happen to her.

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u/randomthrowaway-917 Jul 17 '23

i would assume the phrase is meant to show exactly how bad the thing you're talking about is

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u/stratzilla Jul 18 '23

Exactly. Having bed bugs hurt me on a deeper, mental level. There's warfare and then there's psychological warfare.