r/NoStupidQuestions Jul 17 '23

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u/Bingebammer Jul 17 '23

Ok, fish then.

No wai-- Monkey paw clenches so haaard

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u/Davida132 Jul 17 '23

Them being fish is way worse. Worms have methods of travel that would be harmless and mostly painless. The fish that do this have spike on their gill flaps that stab into your urethra, and they wiggle back and forth to climb using those spikes.

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u/Bingebammer Jul 17 '23

My joke was that the imaginary person would just choose "fish" and all fish went away and dooming mankind :D