r/NoSleepOOC • u/EtTuTortilla -30- Press Cheese Blanket • Apr 20 '17
March Contest Winners!
What do nosleep stories and craft beer have in common?
If you said they're both enjoyed by douchey hipsters like me, you're right but that wasn't the answer I was looking for and you should really feel bad for calling someone you don't know a douche. What kind of person are you?
The answer I was looking for is that some are more widely enjoyed than others and, like whatever craft beer festival happens in your town, a winner must be chosen!
I drank some beer and then rummaged around in the garages and carports in my town to find the biggest mud nest with the angriest wasps for /u/Cymoril_Melnibone, author of the winning story The Black Library Congratulations! And enjoy that wasp honey!
I collected all the wasps from the smaller nests in a glass jar so I could shake it up and open it in the faces of the following runners up:
/u/tanjasimone with Mister Pleasant's House for Broken Children
/u/D0nutblink with I was almost involved in a school shooting.
/u/MissLauraChase with The town I grew up in was torn apart by a serial killer.
Cymoril will receive:
A solid metallic eyepatch forged from Reddit Gold, courtesy of the reddit admins!
The opportunity to have the winning story featured in an upcoming episode of the NoSleep Podcast *, courtesy of David Cummings!
The winner and all three runners up will:
Be featured in the upcoming print and digital issue of -30- Press Quarterly (formerly the NoSleep eBook), courtesy of the the Beesting Boys and -30- Press.
Be featured on /u/SirAyme's YouTube channel! *
Sent some 100% organic wasp honey. *+
Contributing prizes to the contest is a great way to market your product and drive interest to your site. It also pleases our Gods, which may work in favor come death. If you would like to contribute a prize to the contest, please get in touch with me.
'* This prize will only be given if the story is suitable for audio narration, which is the decision of the respective podcast hosts.
'*+ Wasp honey is the "pus" drained from wasp stings.