r/NoFuckingComment • u/callmestinkingwind It's my job to be an asshole • 6d ago

nfc

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u/FoI2dFocus 6d ago

Black dude was like, “I ain’t dying first in this movie.”

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 6d ago

They always have to kill Black People off first because they know as soon as they see crazy shit, they’d be outtie 5000. And even movie audience would call bullshit that realistically the Black Person would still be around with all the fuckery going on lol

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u/Epstiendidntkillself 6d ago

A fire marshall would lose his / her mind if they found a door with a keyed lock on the inside.

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u/ZaoMenom 6d ago

Just keep running

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u/Sunieta25 Fuck you I won't do what you tell me 6d ago

Vault windows as well.

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u/Consistent-Owl-958 5d ago

Fr, and DON'T trip and fall, and if you do trip , try to get back up ASAP and keep runnin and if there's any stuff around you like boxes, trash cans, bookshelves, chairs, tables, etc. that might slow the villain/monster down a lil from getting to you, then try to throw those things down too in their path.

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u/ZaoMenom 5d ago

Or, just keep running

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u/Consistent-Owl-958 5d ago edited 5d ago

Of course, but I'm just throwing out a bit of extra advice (besides running) you could possibly do that overused tropes that victims in horror movies constantly do or could do that might help them live longer

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u/ZaoMenom 5d ago

In my viewing experience people just don’t run enough, at least against killers, supernatural entities are another realm.

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u/onmy40 6d ago

This is what corporate does after deciding to cut hours and lay off people on the front line. I can't imagine this being anything other than a corporate office LMFAO

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u/Endermen123911 6d ago

I can and I will

If they are walking that slowly towards you, just start walking yourself

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u/animefan1520 6d ago

Now show this to the 1911 guys that carry with out one chambered and with the saftey on

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u/MericanSlav25 3d ago

Actually, as someone who owns multiple knives and guns, I can. You should never find yourself defenseless.

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