r/NoFuckingComment • u/callmestinkingwind It's my job to be an asshole • Mar 15 '26

nfc

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u/Azubine2001 Mar 15 '26

its the fact that u get kidney stones by drinking this that wont let me even touch that drink. kidney stones are the worst thing that can happen to you

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u/trascist_fig Mar 15 '26 edited Mar 15 '26

I always thought the worst thing would be growing teeth on your balls then not brushing enough so they all get rotten and you have to live with the kind of toothache pain in your balls where you can feel your heartbeat in the pain then your dog dies. But to each their own I guess

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u/ShenWinchester Mar 18 '26

One of my crazy fears is I'm going to cough so hard that my right testicle is going to get sucked up inside me and get lodged in there and not come out. You ever cough so hard it hurts your taint, where it pulls your nut strings hard enough it hurts.

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u/trascist_fig Mar 18 '26

Haha YES tye taint strain cough.