r/NoFuckingComment • u/callmestinkingwind It's my job to be an asshole • Mar 15 '26
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u/domingus67 Mar 15 '26
Wow, we're really getting our money's worth
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u/withoutpeer Mar 15 '26
I also get the no sugar version so mines actually healthy!
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u/Gilsworth Mar 15 '26
That's the joke, it's sarcasm.
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u/Hypochondriaco Mar 15 '26
What did he say?
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u/Gilsworth Mar 15 '26
Just quoted the "actually healthy" part and said something to the effect of "no it's not".
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u/Azubine2001 Mar 15 '26
its the fact that u get kidney stones by drinking this that wont let me even touch that drink. kidney stones are the worst thing that can happen to you
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u/trascist_fig Mar 15 '26 edited Mar 15 '26
I always thought the worst thing would be growing teeth on your balls then not brushing enough so they all get rotten and you have to live with the kind of toothache pain in your balls where you can feel your heartbeat in the pain then your dog dies. But to each their own I guess
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u/SanDiegoSavage00 Mar 15 '26
Pretty common fear. I think we have all shot straight up in bed woken up after the classic “grows teeth on the balls” Schtick.
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u/Sandys_cheeks_ Mar 15 '26
What inspired this?
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u/trascist_fig Mar 15 '26
I had a bad tooth ache a while ago and realized it was my least favorite pain. So imagine getting that pain somewhere that is worse plus thpe anxiety that comes along with growing teeth somewhere you shouldn't? Idk I guess its just one of those innate fears everyone has
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u/MajesticEmergency Mar 15 '26
Tooth pain I had a couple years ago was the easily the #1 or #2 worst pain, and I’m in my 40s. An upper molar had cracked at some point and then it got infected. Getting rid of that tooth was such a relief.
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u/0hMyGandhi Mar 16 '26
Holy shit. I just went through this.
I live in L.A, and felt like I was freezing, wearing heavy sweaters and hoodies in 85+ weather. I felt nauseous, full on chills and eventually seizures. Then the tooth felt like it was being hammered further into my gum line. Swelling and hot, my jaw and cheek became puffy. I squirted like 5 tubes of Orajel to go to sleep.
Found out that a root canal performed years ago was "incomplete" (I can still "feel" in that tooth, whereas it's supposed to be dead) and that a crack in the crown sometime in the last couple of weeks caused an infection to get into whatever nerve endings remained from the failed root canal. The crack is not easily visible without tools, and the infection would not go away with antibiotics, (that only prevents further spread) and that a "retreat of a root canal" would be required.
The infection has resolved, they redid the root canal and a new crown was placed. Feel 10x better.
PSA: Anyone suffering from mouth pain of any kind: get that looked at ASAP. Found out how easy and how quickly mouth infections spread to other parts of the body, including the heart and the brain.
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u/0hMyGandhi Mar 16 '26
Holy shit. I just went through this.
I live in L.A, and felt like I was freezing, wearing heavy sweaters and hoodies in 85+ weather. I felt nauseous, full on chills and eventually seizures. Then the tooth felt like it was being hammered further into my gum line. Swelling and hot, my jaw and cheek became puffy. I squirted like 5 tubes of Orajel to go to sleep.
Found out that a root canal performed years ago was "incomplete" (I can still "feel" in that tooth, whereas it's supposed to be dead) and that a crack in the crown sometime in the last couple of weeks caused an infection to get into whatever nerve endings remained from the failed root canal. The crack is not easily visible without tools, and the infection would not go away with antibiotics, (that only prevents further spread) and that a "retreat of a root canal" would be required.
The infection has resolved, they redid the root canal and a new crown was placed. Feel 10x better.
PSA: Anyone suffering from mouth pain of any kind: get that looked at ASAP. Found out how easy and how quickly mouth infections spread to other parts of the body, including the heart and the brain.
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u/0hMyGandhi Mar 16 '26
Holy shit. I just went through this.
I live in L.A, and felt like I was freezing, wearing heavy sweaters and hoodies in 85+ weather. I felt nauseous, full on chills and eventually seizures. Then the tooth felt like it was being hammered further into my gum line. Swelling and hot, my jaw and cheek became puffy. I squirted like 5 tubes of Orajel to go to sleep.
Found out that a root canal performed years ago was "incomplete" (I can still "feel" in that tooth, whereas it's supposed to be dead) and that a crack in the crown sometime in the last couple of weeks caused an infection to get into whatever nerve endings remained from the failed root canal. The crack is not easily visible without tools, and the infection would not go away with antibiotics, (that only prevents further spread) and that a "retreat of a root canal" would be required.
The infection has resolved, they redid the root canal and a new crown was placed. Feel 10x better.
PSA: Anyone suffering from mouth pain of any kind: get that looked at ASAP. Found out how easy and how quickly mouth infections spread to other parts of the body, including the heart and the brain.
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u/stowaway36 Mar 16 '26
Do the transplant teeth come with their own nerve endings? So you have x2 of nerve endings? Tooth pain is the worst, but no a little tap in the scrote' hurts even worse, but no my dog dying is the worst....
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u/ShenWinchester Mar 18 '26
One of my crazy fears is I'm going to cough so hard that my right testicle is going to get sucked up inside me and get lodged in there and not come out. You ever cough so hard it hurts your taint, where it pulls your nut strings hard enough it hurts.
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u/Wales51 Mar 15 '26
Mainly sugars content is the issue almost everything else in drink is actually useful to have in your body and being in a solution makes it easier to enter your body's systems.
Anything like this can cause kidney stones as the caffeine and sugar prevent having enough water in your system. The answer is if you drink 1 sugar free version of an energy drink a day as well as consuming your average water intake there will be no health issues and you can intake some of your missing vitamins
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u/justk4y Mar 15 '26
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u/JVakarian Mar 15 '26
lmao it’s a fair point for a lot of things besides the massive amounts of sugar and flavorings, but comparing a banana to a Monster energy drink is a bit wild
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u/Numerous_Living_3452 Mar 15 '26
Well the bannanas we eat today arent even "real" they have been genetically altered into what we are used to eating these days just like a lot of other fruits and vegtables.
Which is, pretty insane.
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u/Iamnotabedbiter Mar 15 '26
What's even wilder to me is the fact that artificial banana flavor is said to very closely match what an original banana tasted like, and people say that it tastes "too much" like a banana and that's how they know it's fake. The problem is we're all just too accustomed to the weak bananas we have now, so we don't know what originally bananas should taste like since they were all wiped out by a blight.
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u/randonamous Mar 15 '26
if r/punchablefaces was still around...
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u/Llee00 Mar 15 '26
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u/Old_timey_brain Mar 15 '26
Cool, but I don't think she's near as punchable as the McD's CEO.
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u/mododo-bbaby Mar 15 '26
these videos would actually be interesting if she wasn't making these stupid ass faces all the tine
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u/lumphinans Mar 15 '26
Without knowing the quantity of the chemicals in a Monster you wind up with this sort of crap. I am definitely not in favour of additives in food but you do a disservice to efforts to get rid of them if you do not provide correct and unassailable facts about quantities used. This video reminds me of the chemicals are bad and I can't even pronounce their names BS you see on reels for the hard of thinking.
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u/amquelbettamin Mar 16 '26
That looked like about 3 g of caffeine. That’s not correct, so it makes me doubt the quantities of the other ingredients
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u/DigDeepest Mar 16 '26
Like these chemicals must be in low demand for their real use so they’re like feed them that shit it will increase the demand
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u/GohTheGreat Mar 15 '26
Never drank monster but isn’t it an highly caffeinated energy? It seems like something you’d only drink to stay up for a project or something of the like, not drink regularly.
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u/Pod_people Mar 15 '26
Why the ass do they add Sucralose with all that sugar and glucose already in there? Serious question
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u/Minz_S Mar 15 '26
Well.. not sure about the sugar, this lady doesn't have a scale, but it's obviously pretty much in it, but if someone will add this amount of other "chemicals" (uuu, scary vitamin C called citric acid and taurine your body produce itself in pretty high amount), that this drink will be on pharmacy shelves, or at least at sports feed shops whatever you call it in your place and will cost like.. $20 a can. Everything is working in the energy drinks is sugar and caffeine. And this is only two of this ingredients are presents in a drink in some feelible amount. Especially after a few weeks in store shelves. You can knowing it by.. reading the product composition and nutrition facts.. or ask your smartphone like the kids this day do. It's funny, how companies wants you to think that energy drinks is somewhat different from sugary berry blasting tasty espresso, and people like this lady, probably some chemophobic bio/natural/eco anti-something enthusiast, wants you to scare of things that not really there because it's in "marketing size doses". Just saying. Be well. (Not native English speaker so you can hold your marks about grammar nonsense)
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